No matter how crunk the party may get, please DO NOT set the roof on fire!

Even in an awful economy due to a weak dollar and exorbitant gas prices, one business is still flourishing. The Bourbon business is booming.

Bottle sales and tours of the distilleries are at an all-time high. The success is due to this generations young drinkers. The 21 -34 age demographic prefers bourbon.

Our fathers and grandfathers drink scotch. Perhaps one day we will switch to Macallan but for now it’s Makers and Basil.

FYI…Jack Daniels is technically not bourbon, it’s a sour mash whisky.

  • I am going to fight Kimbo Slice after fighting a Kangaroo in a full cage match.
  • Is Hillary Clinton really throwing in the towel today?
  • Levy (BSkeezarizia) does not seem nearly as entertained with all the new names. SAG does :-)
  • Platinum LA
  • Is it really 2:22am?
  • I hate Time Warner
  • Even Entourage reruns are awesome.
  • This is like a day of Twitter in one blog post.
  • George Bush has 230 days left in office (at time of post).
  • I have not had sex with a goat (at time of post).
  • What happened to the NBA? Why do they get a week long vacation?!
  • Beck is releasing a new album produced by Danger Mouse. He is on tour with MGMT
  • Pearl Jam has Kings of Leon and Ted Leo and the…. opening.
  • Still haven’t banged a goat
  • Wu Tang, Barack Obama, Miley Cyrus
  • Peace, I’m outta here!

 

Watch the other performances @ Stereogum

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Blumptastic

I was about to add this word to urban dictionary after a friend suggested I do so. We both had thought I had just coined the term after viewing something on the net that was quite…blumptastic. We wanted to trademark the phrase – as I have done so in the past (horracious). I guess we were too late. It’s nice to see that great minds think alike….and apparently smoke as much master and blackberry og kush.

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$hit_it = ($kristen <= 500) ? ’fo shizzle’ : ‘too much’;

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  • Texans really love Dr Pepper. It was invented in Waco. 
  • I will miss Jason’s Deli, Balls Hamburgers (best Mexican food) and of course Jersey Mikes.
  • Not having any traffic is really nice.
  • Going from 90 to 50 degrees in the same day is unacceptable. 70 and snowing is just ridonkulous.
  • Oh my word, Ya’ll.
  • I finally ate at N9ne :)
  • I finally went to the Mens Club. :( It’s not 4play
  • The Gaspipe off of Motor, yeah Motor Medical Drive
  • Making new dreams.
  • Creating jobs, 08!
  • Making news dreams while creating jobs.
  • DFW Gun Range. Glock 35, Springfield 1911 
  • Saving the world one API at a time.
  • Stock yards, Hillary Clinton.
  •  2 new tats. Big Up, Elmo. Looking forward to Long Beach.
  • The Fairmont is dope. 
  • This is the Omni?
  • Waco might be the coldest place, ever. If Death Valley, CA is the hottest, I don’t doubt it.
  • Lexus LS. Pontiac Torrent. Yeah, Pontiac Torrent.
  • The start of the journey. Journey of 300.
  • “Wu-Tang…”
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With 35 37 blog posts this has been by far my most prolific blogging month. With 6 days left to go in an already short month, I must say I feel a lot like Kobe Bryant. I have broken my own personal record and I don’t even have to play the 4th. But I will. Stay tuned.

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Superman that rim

Vote Hilary

Finally, a Hilary we can all get behind! Thank you, KB.

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Happy Birthday, Kim!

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Total EclipseEarly tomorrow morning, August 28th, at approximately 2:00am PDT, we will have a total lunar eclipse. Check out NASA’s lunar eclipse page.

For a few hours, the moon is going to glow a crazy orange color. This is dope. I was planning on going to bed early…but I think I need to watch this instead.

“…and everything under the sun is in tune –but the sun is eclipsed by the moon. “

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Latest on November 24, 2008

Slim: Damn, if that is Sharae it's a good thing you didn't call her back.....but ...what if that wasn't.....

IceburgTX: http://www.jonathancoulton.com/mp3/Code%20Monkey.mp3. There's your theme song, J.

IceburgTX: God made dirt and dirt bust yo' ass!

unknown: Sharae sound like a sexy vixen.... Did you ever call her?

JM: Yeee-aaaah booo-eee. Go Lakers!

space roach: 3 down, 79 to go

phuker#1: the most dominate team to ever play in the NBA

Deez...: ...Nuts.

phuker#1: Where's them taggers @?

IceburgTX: "I felt like destroying something beautiful."

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