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Posted in Uncategorized on July 27th, 2008

Some of you are just dying to buy me things. I know that it makes it so much easier when i make a list of the things that I want. Some of these items are practical. Some of these items, well…lets just say a boy can dream…can’t he?

A blu-ray player. Preferably the Samsung BDP-1500 but any model is acceptable.
Money…and lots of it. Gift certificates are an acceptable substitute.
Glock 35
Surround Sound Home Theater
Inifinti G37 (in black please)
Wii
PS3
A universal remote
Lakers tickets
Serato Itch
A new laptop
Weapons
Plane tickets
A personal assistant
Dinner somewhere dope

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