Sep
22Goodbye Summer 2009
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Goodbye summer. Hello Football, Basketball and prime-time TV.
Jul
23Dunked On?
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This is the video that Nike confiscated? This is the video they thought was going to ruin LeBron’s image? He didn’t get “dunked on.” He went up half-assed at a summer basketball clinic and the other kid (jordan crawford) threw it down.
Big phuking deal. LeBron didn’t play D. Does anybody have any videos of the past 6 NBA seasons? Or did Nike confiscate those too?
Here it is. The World’s Most Controversial Video…Of All Time!
Oct
26Yahoo Fantasy Basketball
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Ladies and gentlemen, I present the 2008 – 2009
Space Rooooooaaaaaccccchhhhhhheeeeees
- Dwyane Wade (Mia – PG,SG)
- Joe Johnson (Atl – PG,SG)
- James Posey (NO – SG,SF)
- Andrei Kirilenko (Uta – SF,PF)
- David West (NO – PF)
- Jermaine O’Neal (Tor – PF,C)
- Dwight Howard (Orl – C)
- Kendrick Perkins (Bos – C)
- Randy Foye (Min – PG,SG)
- Anthony Parker (Tor – SG,SF)
- Shane Battier (Hou – SF)
I am working on adding Derek Fisher and Cuttino Mobley. I’m pretty happy with this team. My bench can use a little work, that’s why I am hoping DFish and Mobley will fill that up.
Aug
03Live Blogging Team USA Vs Russia
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What started slow and uneventful has turned into a basketball game. By game, I mean USA is now taking a shit on the russians. It’s the end of the third quarter and the redeem team just closed out the quarter with a 10 – 0 run.
I’ve got the laptop (Kubunu 8.04 w/ KDE 4.1) sitting right here as I am watching the game. Here are my current thoughts:
- Michael Redd is the sickest shooter. He comes off the bench for Kobe.
- The Chinese are having a hard time keeping score.
- 12am is a perfect time for games to start
- Kirilenko blocked Melo in the 1st quarter (sucks for Melo; still a sick block)
- Kobe has 16pts leading all scorers.
- Kobe just missed a finger-roll. I hope someone screamed MOTED!
- 10min quarters are weird.
- DWade is the 6th man…so crazy
- We just played zone D for the first time all game (6:17 4th).
- We haven’t called a single time out in 4 games.
- Chuck Daly didn’t call one the entire 92 Olympics
- Kobe just missed a dunk! MOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTED
- LeBron just fouled out. 10pts.
- Jason Kidd hasn’t played in the second half
- Kobe just banked a 3pter (from the left side) from at least 35 feet back.
- 85 – 65 2:58 4th
- Kobe finished with 19
- This game is over. I love HD
Aug 10 USA Vs China but first there is one more prelim game against Australia on Tuesday. Oh Tuesday…You very special day.
Twitter Feed
- WhatDaPhuk: I'm starting to think @berryjunkies is right. Fuck these crappy routers. They burn out faster than high school stoner during 3rd period.
- WhatDaPhuk: http://www.whatdaphuk.com/face-down/
- WhatDaPhuk: "Nah, there weren't really eighty-eight of them. They just called themselves "The Crazy 88."
- WhatDaPhuk: @johncmayer got the metaphor in relation to Corey Haim and drugs. I'm surprised you aren't on the Gorillaz album, everyone else is.
- WhatDaPhuk: @GoldRatTooth_LA yessir tmr @ 1
- WhatDaPhuk: Sick RT @GoldRatTooth_LA: http://twitpic.com/17uuvl - here's the pre-sign.We popped out 2 of these & a big banner
- WhatDaPhuk: @GoldCoastGirl now that I think of it, this can prob work in my favor. Girls are crazy about vampires these days :)
- WhatDaPhuk: I'm pretty sure they're going to reject this application for a copy of my birth certificate. I somehow managed to put 08/05/1779 as my DOB.
- WhatDaPhuk: Uh oh. Both Kill Bills are on IFC tonight
- WhatDaPhuk: #nowplaying Nas "Hip Hop is Dead"
- WhatDaPhuk: @billmaher I remember when paris hilton said the same thing. "Hoe, I can count more than 2 in this room alone"
- WhatDaPhuk: Granted it was just hanging there by the ethernet cable.
- WhatDaPhuk: So this router just died. I'll trip out if the cause of death is accidental autoerotic asphyxiation.
- WhatDaPhuk: Huh?! http://tweetphoto.com/13947218
- WhatDaPhuk: I pray for an IE free world. RT @dustinmeza: @WhatDaPhuk Just make everyone use compatibility mode, or FF for that matter
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- WhatDaPhuk: #solved #fuckIE
- WhatDaPhuk: IE can't handle document.getElementByID().innerHTML anymore (since IE7). Somewhere, Bill Gates is laughing at me right now.
- WhatDaPhuk: The dev cycle for this entire project is down to 1 AJAX bug, only in IE. I will hit my head against the desk until I come up with a fix.
- WhatDaPhuk: Don't worry. This isn't chatroulette. RT @LAsnark: @WhatDaPhuk just don't post any weiner shots.
Facebook Status
- Josh I've come to the conclusion that Johnny, from the Karate Kid, is a much better person than I could ever be. He lost his girl, his All Valley Karate trophy and was literally kicked in the face. But despite it all, Johnny wanted to personally hand Laruso the trophy and tell him he is “alright.” I would have had my Cobra Kai homies shank him in the parking lot and jack his iPod. But that’s just me. March 11, 2010
- Josh "Um...I don't think you can do that. In fact, why am I listening to tax advice from you?!" March 11, 2010
- Josh "Relax and take notes, while i take tokes of the marijuana smoke" #RIPBIG. March 9, 2010
- Josh Dear Facebook: Please stop asking me to "reconnect with" my dad. You sound like a therapist. Please stop asking me to "say hello." I already have a jewish mother. I don't need this shit from you, too. March 6, 2010
- Josh "you send 4 million emails a day; you can't send me one?!" March 3, 2010
- Josh J.Lo wearing day-glo and a halo made of play-doh. March 2, 2010
- Josh Office Moving Day. March 1, 2010
- Josh Thank God for Sushi...and the Japanese. February 27, 2010
- Josh I’m sorry for being an asshole. I did it for the red Rigma jacket. February 26, 2010
- Josh By joining twitter, the Dalai Lama has legitimized the simple micro-blogging service as a powerful, worldwide media and personal connection platform. The Dalai Lama has also proven the notion that he is just as narcissistic and simply as "full of shit" as the rest of us. February 25, 2010
- Josh To the guy growling at the kiosk in the t-mobile store, thank you. Your pirate like growling and violent shaking of demo phones made my day slightly better. February 24, 2010
- Josh Damn dude, you look like your dog just died :'(. February 24, 2010
- Josh Welcome Back, Kobe! February 24, 2010
- Josh That ShamWow guy totally lied. The SlapChop fucking sucks! February 23, 2010
- Josh So that was about as entertaining as Google Wave. February 22, 2010
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Digg.com
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- Chief exorcist says Devil at work in Vatican
- Intel 6-Core Processor Dominates Benchmarks
- EFF: New Smart Meters for Energy Use Put Privacy at Risk
- When a Family Tragedy Turns Into a YouTube Sensation
- APOD: 2010 March 11 - Yukon Aurora with Star Trails
Hollywood Tuna
- Whitney Port Bikini Pictures March 11, 2010
- Jessica Simpson Tries Hard But Still Disappoints March 11, 2010
- Selita Ebanks Drops Some Killer Cleavage March 11, 2010
- Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Hot Russian Pop Princesses March 11, 2010
- Ashley Greene Teases March 11, 2010
- Daily Tuna March 11, 2010
- Lacey Von Erich Picture Moment March 11, 2010
- Anna Kournikova’s Legs Go On Forever March 10, 2010
- Canned Tuna March 10, 2010
- Megan Fox On All Fours March 10, 2010
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Stereogum
- National Debut “Terrible Love” On Fallon
- Real Estate – “Suburban Dogs” Video
- Haunting The Chapel No. 8
- LCD Soundsystem Played A New One At The Yves Saint Laurent Fashion Show
- Yeasayer – “O.N.E.” Video
- Martin Bashir + The Insane Clown Posse = Amazing KABOOM
- High On Fire – “Frost Hammer” Video
- Serena-Maneesh – “I Just Want To See Your Face” Video (Stereogum Premiere)
- Hear A Snippet Of The Daft Punk Tron Score
- Neon Indian – “Sleep Paralysist”