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• Josh This synagogue doesn't have bottle service?! What kind of bullshit new years is this? September 9, 2010
• Josh Almost done with Breaking Bad Season 1. Only 1 episode left...wondering how much I can get for this open box of Aleve D. #pseudo. September 8, 2010
• Josh Sometimes I want to copy someones status word for word just to see if they notice. September 3, 2010
• Josh If I had to take a lie detector & paternity test on national television I'd be so depressed if it wasn't Maury or Springer but Steve Wilkos. August 27, 2010
• Josh http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/cpg/1917591737.html. August 25, 2010
• Josh You drink a bottle of bourbon in the morning one time, every day, for four years, and people have the nerve to say "alcoholic." August 25, 2010
• Josh Watching Tosh.0 and there's my boy and the best tattoo artist of all time John Knowles. August 24, 2010
• Josh Facebook for BlackBerry is the worst app of all time! August 18, 2010
• Josh RT @kanyewest: Sometimes I get emotional over fonts. August 17, 2010
• Josh I'm trying to sleep but my mind is trippin. I'm pretty sure that mescaline tea has caffeine! August 17, 2010
• Josh Spell check in Outlook has underlined my last name. I wish I could say it was only a split second of self doubt. August 16, 2010
• Josh Maury isn't going to watch himself should be a legitimate reason to stay home from work. August 11, 2010
• Josh I just set my alarm clock, dryer, microwave & oven timer to beep on offset intervals. I'm calling this postmodern industrial home ec trance. August 11, 2010
• Josh Overwhelmed with all of the birthday love. Thank you! It truly made for a great day. Let's do it again tomorrow :). August 6, 2010
• Josh I am obsessed and enthralled with shark week. Now that prop 8 has been overturn, I will start the detrimental societal downfall the conservatives speak of, and marry a great white. August 5, 2010

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Hollywood Tuna

• Rihanna Nude But Covered September 9, 2010
• Heidi Montag’s Completely Natural Bikini Pics September 9, 2010
• Lindsay Lohan’s Boobs Are Doing Fine September 9, 2010
• Jessica Simpson Back To Her Fat Girl Ways September 9, 2010
• Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Bikini Contest Babes September 9, 2010
• Victoria Beckham’s Flatness Is Boring September 9, 2010
• Daily Tuna September 9, 2010
• Nessa Devil Picture Moment September 9, 2010
• Rachel Bilson Because She’s Too Cute September 8, 2010
• Canned Tuna September 8, 2010

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Stereogum

• The Charlatans – “My Foolish Pride” Video
• Sufjan Stevens – “Too Much”
• Islands Played Unicorns & Daniel Johnston Songs For Big Terrific’s Big Show @ Music Hall Of Williamsburg, Brooklyn
• Junip – “Always” Video
• Julian Lynch – “Untitled”
• Reunited OutKast Outtake Surfaces
• Das Racist – “Ek Shaneesh” Video
• FYF Fest 2010 In Photos
• Crystal Castles – “Baptism (No Age Remix)”
• Dirty Projectors – “Temecula Sunrise” (Live At Other Music)