It’s been years since I’ve actually tried to rank something in the SERP’s on this site. I don’t try…but I do practice SEO-friendly blogging. The site is optimized. Tableless CSS, XHTML, proper text-to-code ratio and most importantly, I am the vajazzle king, and Google knows it.
It’s nice to outrank Digg and funnyordie.com…even if especially for the phrase “vajazzle your vajayjay.”
Well this is a new blogging record. This is the 50th post, this month. We’ve hit 44 a couple of times but never 50. And we’ve still got 6 days to go.
In other blogging news, WDP is pulling a steady average of 350 unique visits per day, with occasional spikes of almost 1000 per day, according to Google Analytics.
Welcome, new guests. I’m sure in no time you will be offended, appalled, nauseated, bored and not even remotely amused by my inarticulate ramblings. To celebrate your arrival and my arbitrary monthly milestone, I searched google images for the gayest balloon I could find –>
What it do, post 50..here’s to another 50, every month!
The current top 10 search terms driving traffic to What Da Phuk!
1. vijazzle
2. vajazzle pics
3. josh axelman
4. eclipse awards 2010
5. vajazzle pictures
6. vijazzling
7. vajazzle
8. candice swanepoel
9. vajazzle vajayjay
10.vajazzle your vajayjay
Number 10. is my favorite…he he he
What it do! Post 1300. Let’s celebrate with a shot of bourbon and some sweet and sour og.
Wowaweeza…this post is the 48th post this month. I’ve had a little help with all the perfectly sized (550px width) NBA playoff images and the MVPuppets – but this is by far my most prolific blogging month. Almost hitting 50 posts is what it is all about. No one likes a stale blog. There are some blogs that I continue to check and shit hasn’t been updated since Feb…cough cough…barely blogging b, where you be, loc?
If I am going to hit my quota of 1000 a year I better step it up. 50 a month is good but we just getting started yo. Guest bloggers where you @? The time is coming. Get your typing gloves, blogging shoes and raping hats ready.
What Da Phuk! What. It. Do. Lakers 2009!
In the spirit of twitter, tumblr and facebook status updates…here are some unadulterated what-da-phuk be on my mind…”microblogs.”
“I’m too drunk for this shit. ”
“I love the Lakers. Big up Ariza, Pau, Izzo”
“FLV, XML, work all day….”
“My hand fucking hurts”
“Oh shit, Kobe is on fire”
“This bitch is smokin hot”
“Seriously, $85″
“OG Platinum Master”
“Acupuncture is pretty cool. Takes away the pins and needles with pins and needles”
“Tattoos. Tattoos. More Tattoos.”
“MUST go to NY! MUST”
“Kentucky Derby is in 45″
“yes the bailouts suck, stop fucking complaining.”
“Obama has been in office for less than 2 months, cut him some fucking slack”
“Irony = someone on twitter saying he doesn’t know what facebook *does*”
“I’m hungry, bay cities time”
“Lakers Lakers Lakers”
“Sec 112, Row 16, Seat 1″
“FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK…..I feel much better”
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