What Da Phuk?! » Blogging

5 Years Old

roachface killah — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 23:27:05 +0000

I purchased the domain in December of 2004 because I was tired of emailing certain things to certain to people and other things to other people. I sit in front of the computer all day (and night) and I come across some great (and lame) shit and want to share it. I figured why not just post it in one place?!

I wanted the domain whatthefuck.com or wtf.com but they were unavailable. I decided on a more urban vernacular domizzle and whatdaphuk.com was born. I installed aspNuke and used a harsh blue background, while only posting a few made-up stories. I didn’t build any followers. It wasn’t until March that I completely rebranded the site as my own personal blog. A clean, two-column template, a custom built blogging CMS and the logo — the infamous W in a font named “Da Bomb” and boom…WhatDaPhuk.Com was reborn.

In July of 2007, a major overhaul once again took place. I no longer used the custom built blogging CMS built in ASP and MSSQL. I installed WordPress and once again changed the look of the site. The logo remained the same but the color scheme changed. Hello #91c1e5. When I imported the old posts into WordPress, something happened causing most of them to get cut off. If you look at the early stuff, you’ll see most of it isn’t actually there. I have it in an access db so one of these days I will fix it. That seems like a job for an eventual assistant to phuk up and have me correct. I used to really write some long winded posts. Twitter has taught me that I can say everything I need to say in 140 chrs or less.

Anyway, so here we are, 3 years later and I am still blogging on this site. I have been planning and *eventually* will add a user generated content portion to this site. There’s a lot of shiznits on the internets, I can’t be the only one to find and post it. I need your help. Don’t worry. I still intend to keep the blog portion of the site along with the addition of guest bloggers.

Let’s go big! What it do! Here’s to another 5 years!

Viva WDP!!!

Outranking the Big Dogs

roachface killah — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 07:30:43 +0000

It’s been years since I’ve actually tried to rank something in the SERP’s on this site. I don’t try…but I do practice SEO-friendly blogging. The site is optimized. Tableless CSS, XHTML, proper text-to-code ratio and most importantly, I am the vajazzle king, and Google knows it.

It’s nice to outrank Digg and funnyordie.com…even if especially for the phrase “vajazzle your vajayjay.”

New Monthly Blogging Records

roachface killah — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 01:24:20 +0000

Well this is a new blogging record. This is the 50th post, this month. We’ve hit 44 a couple of times but never 50. And we’ve still got 6 days to go.

In other blogging news, WDP is pulling a steady average of 350 unique visits per day, with occasional spikes of almost 1000 per day, according to Google Analytics.

Welcome, new guests. I’m sure in no time you will be offended, appalled, nauseated, bored and not even remotely amused by my inarticulate ramblings. To celebrate your arrival and my arbitrary monthly milestone, I searched google images for the gayest balloon I could find –>

What it do, post 50..here’s to another 50, every month!

The current top 10 search terms driving traffic to What Da Phuk!

1. vijazzle
2. vajazzle pics
3. josh axelman
4. eclipse awards 2010
5. vajazzle pictures
6. vijazzling
7. vajazzle
8. candice swanepoel
9. vajazzle vajayjay
10.vajazzle your vajayjay

Number 10. is my favorite…he he he

Blakroc on Letterman (The Black Keys + Mos Def & Jim Jones)

roachface killah — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 20:57:52 +0000

This is Post 1300

roachface killah — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:31:12 +0000

What it do! Post 1300. Let’s celebrate with a shot of bourbon and some sweet and sour og.

Happy Bday Anslog

roachface killah — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 00:27:27 +0000

This Makes 48

roachface killah — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 06:48:13 +0000

Wowaweeza…this post is the 48th post this month. I’ve had a little help with all the perfectly sized (550px width) NBA playoff images and the MVPuppets – but this is by far my most prolific blogging month. Almost hitting 50 posts is what it is all about. No one likes a stale blog. There are some blogs that I continue to check and shit hasn’t been updated since Feb…cough cough…barely blogging b, where you be, loc?

If I am going to hit my quota of 1000 a year I better step it up. 50 a month is good but we just getting started yo. Guest bloggers where you @? The time is coming. Get your typing gloves, blogging shoes and raping hats ready.

What Da Phuk! What. It. Do. Lakers 2009!

April Fools!

roachface killah — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 08:08:15 +0000

From all Over the Web

roachface killah — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 07:01:32 +0000

www.davidgagne.net — Many years ago, DVG made me realize how awesome blogging really is.
Bruno is currently NC – 17. hollywood reporter
Did you know? youtube
www.google.com — This is a pretty cool site. You “search” for something and it finds it for you. Real popular with the youth.
Photoshopped much? The 3rd and 4th pics say it all. wwtdd

Just Another MicroBlog

roachface killah — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 07:56:09 +0000

In the spirit of twitter, tumblr and facebook status updates…here are some unadulterated what-da-phuk be on my mind…”microblogs.”

“I’m too drunk for this shit. ”

“I love the Lakers. Big up Ariza, Pau, Izzo”

“FLV, XML, work all day….”

“My hand fucking hurts”

“Oh shit, Kobe is on fire”

“This bitch is smokin hot”

“Seriously, $85″

“OG Platinum Master”

“Acupuncture is pretty cool. Takes away the pins and needles with pins and needles”

“Tattoos. Tattoos. More Tattoos.”

“MUST go to NY! MUST”

“Kentucky Derby is in 45″

“yes the bailouts suck, stop fucking complaining.”

“Obama has been in office for less than 2 months, cut him some fucking slack”

“Irony = someone on twitter saying he doesn’t know what facebook *does*”

“I’m hungry, bay cities time”

“Lakers Lakers Lakers”

“Sec 112, Row 16, Seat 1″

“FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK…..I feel much better”