• Oh dear god, please stop that! Hollywood tuna
• Radiohead doesn’t care about Miley Cyrus Stereogum
• Radiohead doesn’t care about Kanye West Stereogum
• Pete Wentz is a piss drinking douchebag Dlisted
• Hilary Duff is nice to people WWTDD
  

Woooo (wu tang) mother phuking hoo!!! Welcome to the celebratory 1000th post. WDP will be turning 4 years old in 2 weeks; so lets take a look back at some of the most ridnokulous shiznit that made us what we be.

While it is cool that I have reached 1000, it’s cool to have a 1000 of anything, I am slightly disappointed with the 250 per year pace. I have noticed that my blogging slows way down in the summer. From this day forward…I will hit 1000 per year. Guest bloggers…where you all at? If you want to blog, email me or drop a comment and I will set you up.

In honor of 1000 posts, let’s all take a moment to watch Kobe kick Mo Williams in the face:

That video never gets old. I must have seen it over 1000 times. The Lakers are 48 – 12. They lead the west by 8 games. Anyone who has been here for the past 999, damn well knows that the Lakers are an integral part of WDP. Life is good when they are 48 – 12

Let’s take another moment to watch Shaq win an impromptu dance off:

Before I end 1000 and embark on a magical journey known as 1001 – 2000, I want to thank all of my supporters. To all of my regulars, every day(ers), shirt wearers, back linkers, shit talkers, boujie ass hillbillies ok, not them too, but to all of you that have given me a reason to keep posting, thank you. I would totally still being do this without you, but it’s more fun knowing someone is reading it.

The 3rd video in the epic cult classic “I Need Money” series is in production. Stay tuned…in the meantime, here is the video that started it all:

Happy 1000! Boosh, ShamWow, Space Roooooach, Wu-Tang, What. It. Do.

Sleazy B finally did it. He finally started a blog. So a quick wordpress install and he is up and blogging.

He’s a damn good writer so check it out at www.bheadshead.com. It’s going to get pricey once we starting buying alternate domains for all of his nicknames.

Oops, I did it again. Besides quoting Britney, I took an entire week off of blogging. It’s not like anything really happened last week. Nothing crazy like Bank of America buying Merrill Lynch. Lehman Brothers didn’t file bankruptcy. AIG, the biggest insurance company in the world, didn’t ask for a government bailout. Nope, it was a pretty boring week.

Although something strange did happen. I take one week off of blogging and the Republicans are now screaming about regulating the free market. WHAAAAAT?!? Isn’t the CORE BELIEF, the STRONGEST REPUBLICAN VALUE, NO REGULATION? Up until last week it was. I take one week off and the Republicans are now more liberal than the liberals. What’s next? George Bush is going to ask take 700 Billion (that’s 80k in extra taxes from every American) from the government. Holy shit! The “Republicats” went so far left they became socialists.

I better stop taking breaks from blogging or the republi-fat-cats might tranform into hippy communists. At least the conservative reformer maverick John McCain believes the fundemantals of our economy are strong in the worst economic meltdown in 75 years. And thank you for inventing the BlackBerry. I don’t know what I did without.