Best Of Twenty Eleven

Last year’s best of list was so shitty I actually posted a blog post apologizing for it. So this year I promise to make it an even bigger piece of streaming conscious nonsense. I mean come on, would you expect anything else?

Best Album: Watch The Throne

Best Movie: I don’t remember seeing any movies I liked

Best Song: “Niggas in Paris” & M83′s “Midnight City”

Best Day: August 5th

Best TV Show: Big Bang Theory (Reruns)

Best Concert: Watch The Throne

Best Odd Future Concert: House of Blues, Xmas @ The Roxy

Best Blog Redesign: Our Latest One

Best Blog Post: 2011 Troll Awards

Best Ass: Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale & Zoe Kravitz

Best Hotness: Kate Upton

Best Awkwardly Uncomfortable Hotness: Kristen Stewart

Best Tweet: “Aunt has Parkinson’s. I told her to stop complaining and shake it off.” ~@notjoshaxelman

Best Keyboard: Microsoft Ergonomic

Best Friends Forever: All of Yous

Best Death: Steve Jobs

Best Ilest Funeral: Kim Jong

Best Lockout: NFL

Best Ink: Koi

Best Religion: Pyraspher “Bright Day”

Best Worst Best List: This One

Goodbye 2011. Viva 2012.

Wake Me When September Ends

September happens to always be my slowest blogging month. Last year I hit an all time low with 7 posts. This year I came close to tying that record with 8. Well the good news is this is my last night without an Internet connection (I’m iPhone tethering and it fucking sucks).

Last September my blogging absence was work related. This year it was housing related. Since Aug 28th I have lived in 3 different places. Ideally I won’t be moving again anytime soon so we can get back to focusing on what’s important: Weekly Top 5, Faptastic Pics, WDP Videos and New Music.

So here is to tomorrow: Internet. DirecTV, NFL Sunday Ticket and Blogs on Blogs on Blogs.

The Dark Knight Blogs

Dear every blog on the internets,

Please do not post every single still photo of the dark night rises for the next year. Please please please.

I have already seen too much. I do not need a reason to want to see this movie. I promise I will see it on opening night, like the rest of America.

That being said, here’s a pic of Batman beating up Tom Hardy.

I’ll Just Tweet Here

  • Jessica Lowndes is my new new. I hope she doesn’t marry some hockey douche.
  • Going to a strip club in a tuxedo can only be described as magical.
  • Lakeshow in 16 days.  #Lakers still have Sasha.
  • Rehab at The Hard Rock is the best show on tv.
  • This season of SNL is just awful. Kanye was dope.
  • Rick Ross’ Rick Ross Rick Ross necklace is the greatest necklace of all time. #Boom #Nike
  • 3 for 3. Thank you Tennessee. #moneyline #rhymeunintended