Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial

Besides the occasional photo upload or youtube video, I haven’t been around here much. I know all 10 billion of you are thinking, yeah we know. We check this site at least once a day, and you don’t!

We’ll that’s going to change. I’m not making promises, i am making threats. If I don’t pick up the blogging pace i will have consequences to pay. I love threatening myself to do stuff. I do it all the time. I recently burnt myself with a lit cigarette for not taking out the trash when I asked myself to.

As you can see I have issues and they are getting worse. But the good news is while i haven’t been typing and posting blogs, i’ve been thinking about them and writing them, in my head. Now if I could find the severed human head i use as an ashtray/paper holder I will post them on up here.

WOOO TANG!

  • The propaganda of Oliver Stone
  • The cost of liquids
  • My birthday gift list
  • Pics of new tattoos
  • Random Rants and Raves
  • Jessica Alba is the hottest MILF of all time (the superficial)
  • Miley wants to show you something (Egotastic)
  • Megan Fox in a bikini…surprisingly a 1st for the blogosphere (Popoholic)
  • Candice Swanepoel in a few bikinis (HollywoodTuna)
  • And here’s Megan Fox in a bikini, part 2 (WWTDD)

Last month I set a blogging record. This month I’ve barely posted anything. What it do? For some reason Feb is always a slow month for this blog. I’ll work on get caught up.

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I inadvertently took an entire week off of blogging. Actually, it was 8 days. I didn’t really mean to, but with the amount of work I had last week I didn’t have anything better to post than the pics of the greatest tattoo.

Some of what we missed while I was gone:

  • Hillary Clinton is still running for president
  • Al Gore apparently owns the Carbon Offsetting Scam Companies
  • Both Brenda and Kelly are guest staring on 90210
  • Janero Pargo signed a contract to play for Moscow. Earl Boykins signed with Italy and Josh Childress signed with Greece.
  • Michael Phelps can’t swim.
  • The Chinese spent 300 million on the opening ceremonies.
  • The Chinese Basketball team looks a lot like the Spanish team. After seeing that pic, I can’t tell them apart.
  • Bristol Farms is the spot, yo.
 

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