Assley apparently knows what the blogosphere wants to see. She’s even gone through the trouble of covering her face for us while she struts around in asstastic shorts that show her faptastic legs.
Last year’s best of list was so shitty I actually posted a blog post apologizing for it. So this year I promise to make it an even bigger piece of streaming conscious nonsense. I mean come on, would you expect anything else?
Best Album: Watch The Throne
Best Movie: I don’t remember seeing any movies I liked
Best Song: “Niggas in Paris” & M83′s “Midnight City”
Best Day: August 5th
Best TV Show: Big Bang Theory (Reruns)
Best Concert: Watch The Throne
Best Odd Future Concert: House of Blues, Xmas @ The Roxy
Best Blog Redesign: Our Latest One
Best Blog Post: 2011 Troll Awards
Best Ass: Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale & Zoe Kravitz
Best Hotness: Kate Upton
Best Awkwardly Uncomfortable Hotness: Kristen Stewart
Best Tweet: “Aunt has Parkinson’s. I told her to stop complaining and shake it off.” ~@notjoshaxelman
Best Keyboard: Microsoft Ergonomic
Best Friends Forever: All of Yous
Best Death: Steve Jobs
Best Ilest Funeral: Kim Jong
Best Lockout: NFL
Best Ink: Koi
Best Religion: Pyraspher “Bright Day”
Best Worst Best List: This One
Goodbye 2011. Viva 2012.
September happens to always be my slowest blogging month. Last year I hit an all time low with 7 posts. This year I came close to tying that record with 8. Well the good news is this is my last night without an Internet connection (I’m iPhone tethering and it fucking sucks).
Last September my blogging absence was work related. This year it was housing related. Since Aug 28th I have lived in 3 different places. Ideally I won’t be moving again anytime soon so we can get back to focusing on what’s important: Weekly Top 5, Faptastic Pics, WDP Videos and New Music.
So here is to tomorrow: Internet. DirecTV, NFL Sunday Ticket and Blogs on Blogs on Blogs.
Dear every blog on the internets,
Please do not post every single still photo of the dark night rises for the next year. Please please please.
I have already seen too much. I do not need a reason to want to see this movie. I promise I will see it on opening night, like the rest of America.
That being said, here’s a pic of Batman beating up Tom Hardy.
Worst blogging month since I started this blog. Lets fix that right now…