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Best Of Twenty Eleven

roachface killah — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 07:27:06 +0000

Last year’s best of list was so shitty I actually posted a blog post apologizing for it. So this year I promise to make it an even bigger piece of streaming conscious nonsense. I mean come on, would you expect anything else?

Best Album: Watch The Throne

Best Movie: I don’t remember seeing any movies I liked

Best Song: “Niggas in Paris” & M83′s “Midnight City”

Best Day: August 5th

Best TV Show: Big Bang Theory (Reruns)

Best Concert: Watch The Throne

Best Odd Future Concert: House of Blues, Xmas @ The Roxy

Best Blog Redesign: Our Latest One

Best Blog Post: 2011 Troll Awards

Best Ass: Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Tisdale & Zoe Kravitz

Best Hotness: Kate Upton

Best Awkwardly Uncomfortable Hotness: Kristen Stewart

Best Tweet: “Aunt has Parkinson’s. I told her to stop complaining and shake it off.” ~@notjoshaxelman

Best Keyboard: Microsoft Ergonomic

Best Friends Forever: All of Yous

Best Death: Steve Jobs

Best Ilest Funeral: Kim Jong

Best Lockout: NFL

Best Ink: Koi

Best Religion: Pyraspher “Bright Day”

Best Worst Best List: This One

Goodbye 2011. Viva 2012.

Wake Me When September Ends

roachface killah — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 06:29:33 +0000

September happens to always be my slowest blogging month. Last year I hit an all time low with 7 posts. This year I came close to tying that record with 8. Well the good news is this is my last night without an Internet connection (I’m iPhone tethering and it fucking sucks).

Last September my blogging absence was work related. This year it was housing related. Since Aug 28th I have lived in 3 different places. Ideally I won’t be moving again anytime soon so we can get back to focusing on what’s important: Weekly Top 5, Faptastic Pics, WDP Videos and New Music.

So here is to tomorrow: Internet. DirecTV, NFL Sunday Ticket and Blogs on Blogs on Blogs.

The Dark Knight Blogs

roachface killah — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 21:22:22 +0000

Dear every blog on the internets,

Please do not post every single still photo of the dark night rises for the next year. Please please please.

I have already seen too much. I do not need a reason to want to see this movie. I promise I will see it on opening night, like the rest of America.

That being said, here’s a pic of Batman beating up Tom Hardy.

3 & Not Counting

roachface killah — Mon, 23 May 2011 05:42:51 +0000

Worst blogging month since I started this blog. Lets fix that right now…

I’ll Just Tweet Here

roachface killah — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 06:13:25 +0000

Jessica Lowndes is my new new. I hope she doesn’t marry some hockey douche.
Going to a strip club in a tuxedo can only be described as magical.
Lakeshow in 16 days. #Lakers still have Sasha.
Rehab at The Hard Rock is the best show on tv.
This season of SNL is just awful. Kanye was dope.
Rick Ross’ Rick Ross Rick Ross necklace is the greatest necklace of all time. #Boom #Nike
3 for 3. Thank you Tennessee. #moneyline #rhymeunintended

It’s Definitely Time To Do Something…

roachface killah — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 05:50:06 +0000

…with this blog. We gotta change it up. I hate that the twitter feed isn’t up to date. It’s running an older version of wordpress.

Is it time to move to tumblr? I can’t believe i just said that…but that’s where people are hanging out. I need to figure out what I want out of this site.

I have plans…but no time. Maybe we just need a new design?

Maybe a new domain? #blasphemous.

I’ve always wanted WDP to be a site not a personal blog. Maybe it’s time. But I can’t do it alone. I’ll need help.

I’ll figure something out…but it’s definitely time to do something.

In the meantime just keep checking my twitter feed.

It’s Been A While

roachface killah — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 23:16:05 +0000

Besides the occasional photo upload or youtube video, I haven’t been around here much. I know all 10 billion of you are thinking, yeah we know. We check this site at least once a day, and you don’t!

We’ll that’s going to change. I’m not making promises, i am making threats. If I don’t pick up the blogging pace i will have consequences to pay. I love threatening myself to do stuff. I do it all the time. I recently burnt myself with a lit cigarette for not taking out the trash when I asked myself to.

As you can see I have issues and they are getting worse. But the good news is while i haven’t been typing and posting blogs, i’ve been thinking about them and writing them, in my head. Now if I could find the severed human head i use as an ashtray/paper holder I will post them on up here.

WOOO TANG!

Blogs: Coming Soon

roachface killah — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 05:56:19 +0000

The propaganda of Oliver Stone
The cost of liquids
My birthday gift list
Pics of new tattoos
Random Rants and Raves

Weekly Top 5 (Links)

roachface killah — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 01:17:03 +0000

Jessica Alba is the hottest MILF of all time (the superficial)
Miley wants to show you something (Egotastic)
Megan Fox in a bikini…surprisingly a 1st for the blogosphere (Popoholic)
Candice Swanepoel in a few bikinis (HollywoodTuna)
And here’s Megan Fox in a bikini, part 2 (WWTDD)

Where Them Blogs @?

roachface killah — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:58:08 +0000

Last month I set a blogging record. This month I’ve barely posted anything. What it do? For some reason Feb is always a slow month for this blog. I’ll work on get caught up.