I watched this bumbaclot perform on Jimmy Fallon with the Roots as his backup band. Black Thought looked so bored. Asher Roth isn’t a musician. He isn’t a lyricists. He isn’t a poet. He isn’t hyphy. He’s a 22 year old douche bag that is unbelievably lucky. He is living the dream for absolutely no reason.

Now Asher is responding to beef with Spencer Pratt. Congrats, Asher. You made me side with Speidi. You aren’t just the worst “rapper” in the world, you are the worst person.

Here’s the response. Nice beat…kinda sounds like Jay Z’s DOA.

“you know I move my troops to keep trooping, we start a revolution”

Asher Che Guevara Roth…this fucking idiot is more delusional than cap and trade.

It’s hard to believe he has 2 full albums of this inaudible poop — Relapse 2 is due out this fall. I am trying to listen to this garbage via headphones at work and I can’t understand a word he is saying. What is with the gimmick voice and rudimentary pop beat? This is the shit Dre has been “producing?!”

Seriously, what is this crap?! This gets 0 blunts. This is some schwag out of soda can bullshit!

I realized the hard way that unless I plan on making more than 1 Cobb, by tomorrow, I am going to spend waaaay more than $13.95. As anyone who has set foot inside a market knows, you can’t buy 1 chicken breast. You can’t buy 1 slice of Avocado. You can’t buy just a few bacon bits; or just enough lettuce, washed and chopped. You can’t buy one hard boiled egg and you can’t buy half a tomato — trust me, I tried!

So right now I am trying to figure how this was beneficial to me. I know a lot of you love to cook and making food is not a pain. I’m learning to like it…but when I break down the time and the cost, it just don’t be making sense. Check it:

• chicken (3 pcs) $9.95
• lettuce $2.99
• tomato $1.99
• blue cheese $4.99
• dressing $7.99
• avocado $1
• bacon bits $4.99
• eggs $3.99

Even if I divide everything based on the portion used I am still well over $15.00. So financially I am better off buying a Cobb from Panini and time-wise…well I washed the vegetables, chopped (wish I had a slap chop) and cooked the chicken. The entire process took about 30 minutes. All in all it’s a phuking waste of time and money for me to make my own Cobb. Don’t get me wrong, I believe there are plenty of foods (pasta, grilled chicken, hamburgers) that are much more cost effective to make at home rather than buy from a restaurant…a Cobb salad sure as phuk ain’t one of them.

Viva Panini…Zooza Crackers @ The Wynn, I miss u!

Which one is Bynum? I can’t tell. They are both fat and neither play basketball. The LA Times Blog is running a photoshop contest. Put the most dangerous thing you can think of on Bynum’s shoulders.

UPDATE: According to Charles on the Lakers LA Times Blog: “space roach wins”!

I love winning! Here is the winning pic.

I guess I stopped caring once Rihanna went from victim to enabler. If she doesn’t care, why the fuck should I? I’ve had enough with this. Normally, if I cared, I would find a pic of Rihanna or Chris or their sex tape and embed it in this post. Yeah, don’t care. I’ll find a better picture. A pic that has nothing to with the aforementioned, that’s how much I don’t care, I am not even going to verbalize it anymore.

Here is something I do care about, dope art.

This letter is was supposedly sent to academy members. This has to be fake, right?

In the Nobama facebook group, the creator/moderator, Brian O’Malley, posted a cartoon insinuating it was the “democrat party’s” regulations that wouldn’t allow the lil free market to reach the homeowner.  This created a bubble with a mortgage they couldn’t afford. I emailed Brian O’Malley asking his thoughts on McCain now asking for regulation:

“Very low amount of government checking, is fine.

The government’s job should be to check things, keep things
in balance. Not to meddle with them unless it’s an emergency.”

700 Billion is very low government checking? Usury laws are strict government regulations? How can the government “check things” but not intervene unless it’s an emergency? That doesn’t make any sense. If the government sees the problem, as many did, that’s why regulations were there in the first place, what can they do until it’s too late? This is cry baby capitalism. It benefits the ultra rich. John McCain’s right hand campaign man just cost you a whole lot of money…all because he wanted to make a whole lot of money.

3 years after Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act repealed the old regulations, Gramm became Vice chairman of UBS’s new investment firm.

From 2005 – 2006, Gramm lobbied Congress to roll back strong state rules that sought to stem the rise of predatory tactics used by lenders and brokers to place homeowners in high-cost mortgages.

For his work, Gramm and two other lobbyists collected $750,000 in fees. Gramm made a whole of money and just cost you a shit load. This is being a fiscal conservative? This is going to keep my taxes low? I don’t get it. The republicans talk about taxes as if they are the no tax party. I’ll save that rant for a separate post.

These are the “Warshington” fat cats McCain says he is going to “fix?” What?! Fix them more money?

Source: Politico

No, you are just extremely unfunny. What makes this even worse is you are making me side with Donald Trump. Wow, that was horracious.

-Mike Celizic MSNBC