Out of respect for Carrie, I won’t publish honeymoon pics of her in a bikini in Tahiti. Instead I will print them out and jerk off to them.
Just kidding…who prints anything anymore?
Who am I kidding?! Respect?!
If she respected me she wouldn’t have married some hockey douche. I mean, doesn’t she know that a (barely) jewish, (barely) blogger with an I <3 Carrie tattoo is the way to go?
I guess she never got that memo.
And for the record, that tattoo was for the sex and the city premiere.
Oh…and I never said I wouldn’t link to them.
