Julianne is blumptastic. For years I have thought this chick is practically perfect besides the whole mormon virgin thing. She’s been in hollywood long enough to no longer be either. She’s most likely a group sex junkie, scientologist/weekend occultist (lords of the dark demon). We can only hope.

This video was banned by the country music channel that still plays videos. It’s pretty funny. Most country songs are about drinking, fucking, trucks and jesus and this video gets banned? I hope the executives that banned it hash tagged the memo #nohomo cause that’s suspect. Real suspect.

So here’s to more Julianne in 2011.