I was in Las Vegas last weekend and it’s a great thing I won $1500 playing craps. My 7 month old Alienware M15x died. The hard drive crashed. I was able to put the drive in the freezer (yeah, that actually works) and salvage the data, but that was the end of the road for me.

I’m not a gamer. I don’t need the gamer frills of the M15X. I don’t need the tricked-out lighting and the ultra loud, battery draining graphics card. The chipset was already outdated and the case….the fucking case, which is a complaint by many, was such a bullshit, cheap-feeling plastic garbage. That computer was wack. And heavy. And didn’t fucking turn on unless it was plugged into the massive brick charger.

So I spent most of my winnings, all in one place. And for once it wasn’t at Spearmint Rhino. I bought a Dell Studio 1558 with the brand new ultra-fast Intel i5 chipset. 4GB of RAM and a 720p HD screen. I opted to forgo the 1GB video card as they generally run very hot and fuck up the motherboard.

Well, I got this machine on tuesday and I’m pretty damn happy with it. It’s perfect for just chillin on the couch. I don’t miss the video card one bit. So that’s it. Dell Studio 15 for the win. Fuck Alienware. And Fuck Seagate.

BTW…Alienware’s customer service people are the biggest bunch of douche bag, fuck tards on the planet. I hope they all get aids and die slowly.