Earlier this week, Oliver I-haven’t-made-a-decent-movie-since-1997 Stone said:

“The Jewish domination of the media. There’s a major lobby in the United States. They are hard workers. They stay on top of every comment, the most powerful lobby in Washington. Israel has fucked up United States foreign policy for years.”

“Hitler is an easy scapegoat throughout history and it’s been used cheaply.”

“We can’t judge people as only ‘bad’ or ‘good.’ ”

“[Hitler] is the product of a series of actions. It’s cause and effect. People in America don’t know the connection between WWI and WWII.”

“Hitler was a Frankenstein, (but) there was also a Dr Frankenstein.”

“German industrialists, the Americans and the British. He had a lot of support.”

“He’s the product of a series of actions. It’s cause and effect … People in America don’t know the connection between World War I and World War II.”

“We’re going to educate our minds and liberalize them and broaden them. We want to move beyond opinions … Go into the funding of the Nazi party. How many American corporations were involved, from GM through IBM. Hitler is just a man who could have easily been assassinated.”

“Hitler did far more damage to the Russians than the Jewish people, 25 or 30 [million killed].”

Thanks, Oliver. You saved me an entire blog post explaining how nuts you are. You want to debate the Holocaust? Shut up and make a good movie. QT told us in 1994 your best days are long behind you. And while the trailer for Wall Street 2 doesn’t look bad, I will force myself to hate it. Because most of all. I hate your ugly, squinty-eye, gap teeth face.

I watched this bumbaclot perform on Jimmy Fallon with the Roots as his backup band. Black Thought looked so bored. Asher Roth isn’t a musician. He isn’t a lyricists. He isn’t a poet. He isn’t hyphy. He’s a 22 year old douche bag that is unbelievably lucky. He is living the dream for absolutely no reason.

Now Asher is responding to beef with Spencer Pratt. Congrats, Asher. You made me side with Speidi. You aren’t just the worst “rapper” in the world, you are the worst person.

Here’s the response. Nice beat…kinda sounds like Jay Z’s DOA.

“you know I move my troops to keep trooping, we start a revolution”

Asher Che Guevara Roth…this fucking idiot is more delusional than cap and trade.

Socialism woo hoo! Let’s hear it for .21%

“You’re not the voice of this generation of this decade…with all the auto tuning on your records you are barely the voice on your own albums.”

According to my brother, the brooklyn king of space roaches, I am a super douche. I am not just any douche. I am the a combination of Criss Angel and Jared Leto. I guess I am pretty self-deprecating and masochist because I find it pretty funny. I’m pretty damn proud of it. It’s doucharific!

Update: I am now the proud owner of crissleto@super-douche.com

Everyone that attemps to see Douche Blaine perform his non-magic trick is upset by the fact that Blaine isn’t actually hanging there for 60 straight hours. He takes about 3 breaks per hour. This has to be the worst “trick” of all time.

David Blaine and Criss Angel need to have a douche off. They should make each other disappear, forever. Since neither one of them is an actual a magician, Angel will most likely set his hair on fire and scream into the camera, while Blaine climbs a telephone tower and stands there for 45 minutes.

The only thing these two have successfully made disappear is my love for magic. It’s a shame that Copperfield is busy coercing women to his island and is no longer interested in yearly specials.

So now we are stuck with these two. At least bring back Gob Bluth.

“These aren’t tricks, Michael…they’re ILLUSIONS!”