This pickle –>

This very pickle…has a following. This pickle has more friends than you.

But it needs your help.

Please help this pickle reach more fans on Facebook than Nickelback.

Go. Join.

Do it for fun.

Join because it’s funny.

Do it because you know that this pickle, all pickles, are much better than Nickelback.

“Facebook is the best thing on the internet…I’ve used it to track down my grandmother who owes me 10 grand. She borrowed money from me and went to the casinos and never came home that night – that was 7 years ago.

After writing on her wall posting ‘where my money ho?’ – she finally caved in and she now works at wal-mart. Making some real effort to pay me back.

Thank you facebook!”