collect them all

Every year there is an underdog. A team that shouldn’t even be in the playoffs. A team with a rookie coach. A rookie quarterback. Next week they are playing for the AFC title and super bowl berth.

Can they beat the Colts? They already did a few weeks ago.

Jets Jets Jets

  • Tom Brady may have married Gisele…but he is still gay. Tom Gaydy and the New England Gaytriots!
  • Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1991…even though he is gay!
  • The Nobel Prize Comity is Norwegianly gay!
  • I am assuming everyone dies at the end of the 2012 movie. I am hoping they’ll be accurate and factual.
  • The Lakers will be 20 – 0. They are about to make the 96 Bulls 72 wins look gay! 78 – 4 Lakeshow 2010

40 or Palazzo

This is the perfect place to spend a Sunday afternoon. I wonder if it still looks like this since it’s no longer the 40 40 Club and is now the Palazzo sportsbook? I’ll find out in less than 5 hours.

I <3 work-free football Sunday.

Goodbye Summer

Goodbye summer. Hello Football, Basketball and prime-time TV.

I didn’t think they could beat Atlanta (30 – 24)
I didn’t think they could beat Carolina (33 – 13)
I didn’t think they could beat Philly (32 – 25)

They have surprised everyone and they are firing on all cylinders at the right time. Warner is a proven super bowl champ…granted Roethlisberger is too.

I am glad Zona won. This now makes for a much more exciting super bowl. Yesterday, Zona was +500. I wonder what they are at now?

So in honor of the Cardinals…Boosh!

Why in the world are the Raiders being televised for the 3rd week in a row? The Superbowl Champs are playing Ocho Cinco and at 10am tomorrow and I am stuck with Oakland Buffalo.

So unless I do the most horrible thing and replace Time Warner Cable with Directv, I am stuck in Raider Nation. I don’t know about the rest of you, but in the 30 days I had Directv, it was broken 30 times. The box would have a problem and require me to call them. Every day, I’m not kidding.

So now what? I guess the Raiders need to get a whole of a lot better and Time Warner better make a deal with the NFL and bring me a hell of a lot more games. An NFL league pass…that’s all I am asking for. They could charge a shit load of money for an HD NFL League Pass. A lot!!!

  1. “Wake up, it’s the first of the month!” 13 year anniversary
  2. Happy BDay SAG.
  3. The new 90210 debuts tomorrow (Tuesday). I can’t imagine it actually being any good.
  4. Real Time with Bill Maher came back last friday, w00t.
  5. Football starts this week..woo motherphuking hoo! Sept 7th: Football all day, new Entourage at night. AND…the MTV VMAs for those that care. I might tivo those and watch them later. When is MTV going to upgrade to HD?
 

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