If I was going to create my own basketball team, for some strange reason, this is exactly how I picture them. We’ve got the smallest, fastest point guard in the league. My shooting guard has better accuracy than Ray Allen…and peyos. Facebook wearing a santa hat can ball, trust me…Bynum better watch out.  Burka Burka can slash to the basket like no other giving all other 3s a run for their money. Don’t let my power forward’s smile fool you. He’ll knock you down with a monster dunk…and brush the dirt of his turban shoulders.