Top 5 Award Show Crashers

5. “Soy Bomb” during Bob Dylan’s 1998 Grammy performance

I love the what da phuk look on Dylan’s face.

4. 50 Cent jumps on stage with the best new artist at the 2004 Grammys

This was actually kind of funny and harmless compared to the others.

3. Rage Against The Machine’s Tim C climbs to the top of the stage at the 2000 VMAs

He was just showing limp bizkit how to “rock.”

2. ODB believes Wu Tang should have won best new artist at the 1998 Grammys

RIP ODB a.k.a Big Baby Jesus a.k.a Dirt McGirt. Puffy is good, but Wu-Tang is for the children.

1. Kanye West tells Taylor Swift her video is good, but Beyonce’s is the best of all time at the 2009 VMAs

Cause you know that he’s a gay fish.

New Rules

  • Kanye West will forever be known as “gayfish”
  • Talking about twitter must come to an end. You may use twitter as much as you like, you may not talk about it. The ONLY people that are allowed to talk about twitter are Golden (@starecostation), me (@whatdaphuk & @lakeshowonline) and Kevin Rose (@kevinrose). Everyone else must shut up!
  • Bluetooth must extend it’s wireless capabilities beyond a foot.
  • Spring break must become a national, mandatory holiday!
  • Professional basketball players must stop missing freethrows. There is no excuse and pretty soon it will cost them money.