It’s time to pull out the proverbial mirror and don our most narcissistic self-indulgence hat. In 2010, that means Google ourselves. Well in this case, let’s check out what’s happening in Google Analytics. The good news is that the popularity of your favorite blog is growing. We’re pulling a steady 500 – 800 uniques, per day. Those are the slow days. Some days spike to 1200ish. That’s a lot of traffic, you say. Yes. Yes it is. But it’s not something I plan on monetizing. I’ll save that explanation for another post.

Let’s take a look at the top 10 kephrases that brought a bulk of the traffic to WDP:

1. who is andrea arlington
2. only kings have rings
3. tess taylor adopted
4. tess taylor
5. werewolf bar mitzvah what da phuk
6. kingda ka roller coaster
7. worst status update on this planet!!
8. avis cyrus
9. josh axelman
10. vajazzle pics

3 of the the top 4 have to do with Tess Taylor or her adopted mother, Andrea Arlington. I am no longer the ruler and king of vajazzling. I’m receiving more traffic for that douchebag josh axelman and werewolf bar mitzvah. I’m thinking to reclaim my vajazzled crown is to somehow come up with Tess Taylor vajazzled pics. A boy can dream….

shhhh…still dreaming…..

Anyway, let’s get back to what we were talking about. What were we talking about? Oh yeah, analytics and traffic sources. Here’s the full list…in no particular order except for alphabetical.

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Click search for the answer. Maybe one day google will learn to not listen to *anything* I say, especially on twitter…but until then…Google be smokin that la la la!

Jay-Z say he don’t smoke the la la la…