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		<title>Let Me Hit That Shit Google Analytics Style</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 22:06:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>roachface killah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s time to pull out the proverbial mirror and don our most narcissistic self-indulgence hat. In 2010, that means Google ourselves. Well in this case, let&#8217;s check out what&#8217;s happening in Google Analytics. The good news is that the popularity &#8230; <a href="http://www.whatdaphuk.com/let-me-hit-that-shit-google-analytics-style/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s time to pull out the proverbial mirror and don our most narcissistic self-indulgence hat. In 2010, that means Google ourselves. Well in this case, let&#8217;s check out what&#8217;s happening in Google Analytics. The good news is that the popularity of your favorite blog is growing. We&#8217;re pulling a steady 500 &#8211; 800 uniques, per day. Those are the slow days. Some days spike to 1200ish. That&#8217;s a lot of traffic, you say. Yes. Yes it is. But it&#8217;s not something I plan on monetizing. I&#8217;ll save that explanation for another post.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s take a look at the top 10 kephrases that brought a bulk of the traffic to WDP:</p>
<ol>
<li>who is andrea arlington<img class="alignright size-full wp-image-4843" title="Tess Taylor Vajazzled" src="http://www.whatdaphuk.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/analytics-e1275515874602.gif" alt="" width="250" height="233" /></li>
<li>only kings have rings</li>
<li>tess taylor adopted</li>
<li>tess taylor</li>
<li>werewolf bar mitzvah what da phuk</li>
<li>kingda ka roller coaster</li>
<li>worst status update on this planet!!</li>
<li>avis cyrus</li>
<li>josh axelman</li>
<li>vajazzle pics</li>
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<p>3 of the the top 4 have to do with Tess Taylor or her adopted mother, Andrea Arlington. I am no longer the ruler and king of vajazzling. I&#8217;m receiving more traffic for that douchebag josh axelman and werewolf bar mitzvah. I&#8217;m thinking to reclaim my vajazzled crown is to somehow come up with Tess Taylor vajazzled pics. A boy can dream&#8230;.</p>
<p>shhhh&#8230;still dreaming&#8230;..</p>
<p>Anyway, let&#8217;s get back to what we were talking about. What were we talking about? Oh yeah, analytics and traffic sources. Here&#8217;s the full list&#8230;in no particular order except for alphabetical.</p>
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<p>2010 full moon schedule california<br />
a lull &#8220;weapons for war&#8221;<br />
a lull &#8220;weapons for war&#8221;<br />
adriene palicki nipples<br />
alexis &#8211; pretty wild<br />
alexis arlington<br />
alexis taylor pretty wild<br />
alienware ftw<br />
almost dunks over<br />
amanda bynes<br />
amanda bynes ass<br />
amanda bynes maxim<br />
amanda bynes maxim cover<br />
andrea arlington<br />
andrea arlington<br />
andrea arlington 1980 photos<br />
andrea arlington 1980 pictures<br />
andrea arlington 1980&#8242;s photos<br />
andrea arlington adopted daughter<br />
andrea arlington in 1980s<br />
andrea arlington lingerie model<br />
andrea arlington lingerie model pictures<br />
andrea arlington lingerie pics<br />
andrea arlington modeling pictures<br />
andrea arlington pic<br />
andrea arlington picture<br />
andrea arlington the model<br />
annette steven meyerson<br />
are firecrotches real<br />
avis cyrus<br />
avis cyrus<br />
avis cyrus video<br />
avis cyrus?<br />
award show crashers<br />
band of horses laredo fcc<br />
beamer benz or bentley lakers remix<br />
blackberry outage<br />
bong bong rza<br />
boombox digital short copy<br />
brooke smith, time warner commercial<br />
cache:ixmi7jrswjgj:www.lasnark.com/2010/05/05/list-marijuana-dispensaries-closing-los-angeles/6169 tigrah tony kyuregyan<br />
candice swanepoel<br />
candice swanepoel ass<br />
candice swanepoel ass in jeans<br />
candice swanepoel balloon<br />
candice swanepoel naked or nude pis<br />
candice swanepoel see through panties<br />
candice swanopoel<br />
celtics suck pics<br />
channing frye looks like nick cannon<br />
cinco de mayo jokes<br />
cod4 huks<br />
criss angel douche watch<br />
cunt tattoo<br />
da benz and beamer contest<br />
david blaine douche<br />
david blaine is a douche<br />
definition riddate<br />
diablo og<br />
dolphin vajazzle<br />
douche party videos<br />
eat a hot bowl of dicks<br />
eminem airplane<br />
eminem over beamer benz bently freestyle<br />
facebook 420<br />
facebook nba finals status<br />
facebook pictures<br />
facebook status update<br />
facebook status update drill baby drill<br />
fail compilation<br />
flaming lips breathe live<br />
flaming lips jimmy fallon<br />
funny obama pictures<br />
gasobe<br />
gasobe 2010<br />
golden days purple nights<br />
happy birthy tea bagging<br />
hate kobe yahoo answers<br />
hayley williams great grandma died<br />
hooters bikini contest 2009<br />
hot enough<br />
hot tuna<br />
hot women filterui:imagesize-large<br />
hot women tattoo pics<br />
how old is rachele brooke smith<br />
how to make a egg gun</p>
<p>http://whatda.com</p>
<p>i dont care if you drive a beamer benz or bentley eminem<br />
i hate tess taylor<br />
i hear a pacman siren when i open firefox<br />
i love tess taylor<br />
ice cream and cake cake cake<br />
i&#8217;m going to hell in a leather jacket<br />
it&#8217;s the first of the month i can do what i want<br />
izzoism<br />
jack of diamonds tattoo<br />
jack of diamonds tattoos<br />
jimmy fallo breath<br />
jimmy fallon flaming lips<br />
jimmy fallon flamming lips breathe<br />
josh axelman<br />
katie cassidy fucking<br />
katie cassidy sasha vujacic<br />
kingda ka roller coaster<br />
kings have rings<br />
knotts berry farm employee dress code<br />
knotts berry farm xcelerator<br />
knottsberryfarm<br />
kobe kicks mo williams<br />
kobe only king have rings<br />
kobe only kings have rings<br />
kobe only kings have rings womens tee<br />
kobe shoes<br />
kristen stewart fucking black boy<br />
kristen stewart sad filterui:imagesize-large<br />
lakers<br />
lebron kobe<br />
lets phuk<br />
magic mountian joe talamo<br />
marilyn manson gay emo<br />
matt barnes flinch human<br />
matt barnes girlfriend nba<br />
mgmt<br />
michael scott date hat<br />
minka kelly<br />
minka kelly jenna haze<br />
minka kelly tumblr<br />
model andrea arlington<br />
modest mouse b sides 320<br />
mr. dream &#8220;sleigh bells&#8221;<br />
my name is kobe<br />
my name is kobe this is my shoe<br />
nasty nash t-shirt<br />
nbaallstars2010<br />
new kanye<br />
new kanye power<br />
only kings have rings<br />
only kings haverings<br />
ôonly kings have rings,ö<br />
paris hilton and phuk<br />
peaches geldof sideboob<br />
peppy axelman<br />
phuk<br />
phuk dictionary meaning<br />
phuk meaning<br />
phuking northridge<br />
pillow fucker<br />
poop in swimsuit<br />
pooping<br />
preakness boobs<br />
pretty wild models<br />
pretty wild tess<br />
pretty wild tess taylor<br />
pretty wild tess taylor boobs#i=13<br />
qmail plugin push<br />
rachele brooke smith<br />
rachele brooke smith clothes&#8217;<br />
rachele brooke smith hair<br />
rachele brooke smith hot<br />
rachele brooke smith is ugly<br />
rasheed wallace nba fixed tim donaghy<br />
reagan nuclear policy<br />
red light green light how far we going back<br />
related:ratemyvajazzle.com/ vajazzle pictures<br />
sarah mutch<br />
seizure to the metronome<br />
shrek what&#8217;s crackalackin<br />
spencer pratt is zack morris<br />
tattoos of alexis arlington<br />
tess and alexis<br />
tess arlington<br />
tess from pretty wild<br />
tess pretty wild<br />
tess tayler<br />
tess taylor<br />
tess taylor adopted<br />
tess taylor arlington<br />
tess taylor arlington truth<br />
tess taylor bikini<br />
tess taylor bikini pics<br />
tess taylor bong<br />
tess taylor boobs<br />
tess taylor butt<br />
tess taylor cleavage<br />
tess taylor cpoy 2010 pictures<br />
tess taylor facebook<br />
tess taylor flashes<br />
tess taylor hollywood tuna<br />
tess taylor i love you<br />
tess taylor implants<br />
tess taylor is she adopted<br />
tess taylor model<br />
tess taylor modeling pictures<br />
tess taylor nipples<br />
tess taylor pics<br />
tess taylor pool<br />
tess taylor pretty wild#i=87<br />
tess taylor prostitute<br />
tess taylor racist<br />
tess taylor sex bath<br />
tess taylor shower<br />
tess taylor shower pics<br />
tess taylor swimsuit<br />
tess taylor#i=189<br />
tess taylor#i=193<br />
tess taylor#i=67<br />
that&#8217;s ph uk ed<br />
that&#8217;s phuk<br />
the black mamba strikes again t shirt<br />
the flaming lips breathe live on jimmy fallon<br />
trvsdjam shirt<br />
tuna hot<br />
unstoppable kobe puppet<br />
vajazzle<br />
vajazzle pics<br />
vajazzle pictures<br />
vajazzling pictures<br />
vampire weekend giving up the gun words<br />
vijazzle<br />
vijazzle pics<br />
vijazzling<br />
watch flaming lips on jimmy fallon breathe<br />
werewolf bar mitzvah what da phuk<br />
what does nbap10 mean?<br />
what does tess taylor eat<br />
what is a vijazzle?<br />
what is golden days purple nights<br />
what is the worst status update on this planet!! ?<br />
whatdaphuck.com<br />
whatdaphuk<br />
whatdaphuk.com<br />
when was tess taylor adopted<br />
which is taller goliath or xcellerator<br />
who is andrea arlington<br />
who made that wu tang pizza?<br />
women hot<br />
worst facebook status<br />
worst status update on the planet<br />
worst status update on this planet<br />
worst status update on this planet!!<br />
worst status update on this planet!!!<br />
wow damage huk programs<br />
wu tang pizza about 30 minutes<br />
www.hboboxing.com<br />
wymmin&#8217;s final video</p>
<p>There&#8217;s a whole lot of questions being asked about andrea arlington and tess taylor. I guess I better do the world a favor and answer some of those questions. All I can do is try to make the world a better place, one vajazzled tess taylor blog post at a time.</p>
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		<title>Life Before Google</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 20:48:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Google Knows Best</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:24:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Click search for the answer. Maybe one day google will learn to not listen to *anything* I say, especially on twitter&#8230;but until then&#8230;Google be smokin that la la la! Jay-Z say he don&#8217;t smoke the la la la&#8230;]]></description>
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<p>Click search for the answer. Maybe one day google will learn to not listen to *anything* I say, especially on twitter&#8230;but until then&#8230;Google be smokin that la la la!</p>
<p>Jay-Z say he don&#8217;t smoke the la la la&#8230;</p>
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