For all of the things I’ve criticized W for over the years, this is one I can actually appreciate. A wet handshake is pretty damn nasty. And besides, Clinton is used to sticky substances on clothing.

Please text “Yele” to 501 501. That will donate $5 to the Haiti earthquake relief fund. The money will be applied directly to your phone bill. Please tell all of your friends on twitter and facebook. This is the very least we can do.