I’ve been counting down the days to Miley’s 18th birthday for quite awhile. It’s not because I believe her career as an oversexed pop-tart will begin, it’s because it will end.

Don’t get me wrong, WDP still loves Miley, but her recent ass-showing, stage gyrating just isn’t very sexy. It’s kinda lame. It’s too much for a 17 year -old whose fan base is 9 year-old girls. The pole dancing, beaver flashing is just…played out.

RIP in Hannah Montana.

Here’s Disney’s Nickelodeon’s new WDP approved, prostitot Victoria Justice.

So that pic –>

A collage of H.Duff, C.Underwood and Hannah Montana’s alter ego all in bikinis was made…not by me.

Although I am not 100% sure as I seem to be purchasing things on the internet without any recollection. So maybe I did make this.

Check out the rest of the 2009 celeb bikini roundup on some girly, celeb gossip site. Yeah yeah…who cares what site it is?!

It has hot chicks, in bikinis.

we’ll be on to the next one. But for now, happy 17th bday to america’s favorite underage princess pop tart.

My bluetooth loves to make calls. It really loves to hang up calls. It especially likes to hang up as I am in the middle of a sentence. I guess this goes hand and hand with making calls while my phone, and bluetooth, are both in my pocket.

Since the bluetooth seems to have a mind of its own, with a wicked sence of humor, I have decided that my bluetooth needs to take the blame more often.

If a project is a late, bluetooth’s fault. If I am late, bluetooth’s fault. High gas prices, low bank balance, all bluetooth’s fault. Iraq, bad intelligence via bluetooth. Ran out of weed? Bluetooth smoked it. Looking for the leftovers from last night? Bluetooth ate them. Wondering why your favorite show didn’t Tivo…bluetooth canceled the season pass.

See what I mean? It’s very easy to blame bluetooth. So the next time the cops are questioning you about that 19 16-year-old girl you met at the Hannah Montana concert, just blame bluetooth.