Nov
23In One Year
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we’ll be on to the next one. But for now, happy 17th bday to america’s favorite underage princess pop tart.
My Tweets
- "I feel like a pilgrim, from the 20s" 3 hrs ago
- RT @RealTalibKweli: Chris Nolan is trying to become my favorite director. Memento, Batman Begins, Dark Knight, Prestige & now Inception 3 hrs ago
- Joisey Schuh 4 hrs ago
- I'm so G sharks have a week dedicated to me! 5 hrs ago
- I hate being sick during X Games. #YeahCauseIWouldBePullingBacksideOllie360sOtherwise 5 hrs ago
- Old wives tale: "Alcohol when sick makes you better." New wives tale: "Crystal Meth" 5 hrs ago
- I use paper towels as if they are made from trees. 5 hrs ago
- I like to dvr and watch #XGames in fast forward. That's how XTREME I am! 6 hrs ago
- I remember when Team Rollerblade was the shit at X Games. Damn I feel old. And Rollerblading feels gay. 7 hrs ago
- When the Jersey Shore cast members scream "douche bag" at each other, I picture the personification of the Massengill section at the market. 7 hrs ago
- #MustWatch RT @GoldRatTooth_LA: Sarah Palin gunning for 2012? Gotta see this http://youtu.be/YYzU3wSfoq8 11 hrs ago
- RT @kanyewest: this J.Press tie is the greatest tie of all tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!!!!!!!!! Kool Aid smile!!!! 14 hrs ago
- Never. This is the best twitter day of all time. RT @kanyewest: I promise to only use my Twitter for good please do not un follow me lol 1 day ago
- How is it possible @kanyewest wasn't on twitter until today? It's made for him. His first 10 tweets were links to articles about @kanyewest 1 day ago
- RT @BlackBerryBlast: RIM registers the domain name BlackPad.com http://bit.ly/dktCZ3 1 day ago
- Matt Barnes reminds me of the bad guy from Karate Kid III #MikeBarnes #Lakers 1 day ago
- I'm beginning to think my imaginary psychiatrist is a big part of the problem. 2 days ago
- I beginning to think my imaginary psychiatrist is a big part of the problem. 2 days ago
- Throat ache, headache, sneezing and coughing. I'm either getting sick or writing my own verse to Redman's "Da Da Dahhh." #DocsDaName2000 2 days ago
- Perception supersedes reality. 2 days ago
- More updates...
Facebook Status
- Josh I feel bad for the Pentagon. I hate when I lose 8.7 billion dollars, too. July 27, 2010
- Josh Why the fuck did my air conditioner just turn on? It's like 14 degrees outside. July 27, 2010
- Josh I need to drink more water. This organic shoe polish just isn't as thirst quenching as it sounds. July 27, 2010
- Josh Updates updating updates. July 24, 2010
- Josh FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!! July 24, 2010
- Josh Waiting 5 minutes for an elevator instead of walking up 1 flight of stairs is a condition that should be listed in the DSM-V. July 23, 2010
- Josh Ever since I saw Inception last Sat, I've been trying to go into level of 3 of Mel Gibson's dreams. Whoopi Goldberg is a shitty architect. July 23, 2010
- Josh Theo Ratliff. July 23, 2010
- Josh refudiate. July 21, 2010
- Josh Drinking 6 5-hour energy drinks did not give me 30 hours of energy. Just 30 minutes of twitching followed by hours of nausea. July 16, 2010
- Josh My road rage is getting out of control. But I just HATE when pedestrians....keep on walking....in front of my car....while I am driving...on the sidewalk. July 15, 2010
- Josh Awesome morning at the gym. I saw not 1 but 2 different fools slangin rock on lincoln blvd. #Venice. July 15, 2010
- Josh I love that Drake (and Kanye) figured out how to make a fat albert "hey hey hey" sound good in "Find Your Love." July 15, 2010
- Josh Is a birthday party on Pandora, really too much to ask for? July 14, 2010
- Josh "I know I'm a liar. If she ever tries to fucking leave again I'mma tie her to the bed and set the house on fire." July 13, 2010
Archives
Digg.com
- 10 Odd Moments On The Job (Videos)
- YouTube Increases Video Upload Length to 15 Minutes
- Baby Chewbacca
- Controversial Clone Farm Aims to Make Disease-Free Animals
- Droid X vs. iPhone 4: Spec Smackdown
- Robber Cuts Ahead of Cops In Line at Starbucks
- NHTSA releases new crash test details
- Skin Creams: Indian men seek whiter shade of pale
- The Luggage Question: Carry On or Check?
- Is Tesla The Next DeLorean?
Hollywood Tuna
- Irina Shayk Is Way Too Damn Hot! July 29, 2010
- Canned Tuna July 29, 2010
- Annalynne McCord’s Sexy Evil Twin July 29, 2010
- Jayde Nicole Gets Injured In Her Undies July 29, 2010
- Tara Reid’s Ass Fell Out…. Shocker! July 29, 2010
- Audrina Patridge’s Fake Boobs Will Be Missed July 29, 2010
- Blake Lively See Through Dress Pictures July 29, 2010
- Hilary Duff And Sis Have Make A Great Pair July 29, 2010
- Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Blond Busty Babe July 29, 2010
- Ashley Greene’s Spandex Does It Again July 29, 2010
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Stereogum
- Twin Shadow – “Slow” Video
- Magic Kids On A Boat, NYC 7/26/10
- Chromeo – “Don’t Turn The Lights On” Video
- Bear In Heaven, Twin Sister, Beach Fossils @ The Echo, Los Angeles 7/27/10
- The Hundred In The Hands – “Pigeons” Video
- Flaming Lips “See The Leaves” On Letterman
- Fol Chen – “The Holograms (Teen Daze Remix)” (Stereogum Premiere)
- Kanye Performs At Twitter HQ
- Sailors With Wax Wings – “If I Should Cast Off This Tattered Coat” (Stereogum Premiere)
- Cars Reunion? Sure, Why Not.
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