I can’t believe she is going to marry that guy, with that haircut. It’s like a hillbilly ghetto mullet. It doesn’t say party in the back. It says I live in a trailer in Palmdale and cook meth.

I promise not to turn this site into a HDuff wedding blog. However, during my morning HDuff picture search, I noticed a tattoo on (who I assume is) her bodyguard’s leg. It seriously appears to be a portrait of her fiancé, Mike Comrie.

At first I thought, wow, Mike is pretty tat’d up. And then I realized it’s not Mike. It’s her bodyguard, assistant dude. Now that’s phuking loyalty. I need a bodyguard that is not only down to fight and take a bullet for me, but is so committed to his job, he will not only tattoo a pic of me, but a pic of Mike Comrie on his leg.