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Hilary Duff’s Autistic Side

roachface killah — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 08:14:37 +0000

I know I said HDuff was retired and I would no longer post about her, but today’s an exception. I guess she is adding “painter” to her resume.

It’s just about as good as her acting.

She does look pretty fucking boobtastic though

Baby Duff

roachface killah — Sun, 14 Aug 2011 21:44:39 +0000

HDuff posted a “First Anniversary” blog post on her site this morning that ended with this

“We also want to share the exciting news that… BABY MAKES THREE!!! We are extremely happy and ready to start this new chapter of our lives.”

So I guess she’s pregnant. The MSN Wonderwall seems to think so…

As much as I love HDuff, just like Alba, she’s now completely retired from WDP. So sad to see the good ones fall…at such a young age.

HDuff & Her Melons

roachface killah — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 17:47:37 +0000

Happy Duff Day 23

roachface killah — Tue, 28 Sep 2010 22:55:35 +0000

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Mad Props To That Kid

roachface killah — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 07:25:46 +0000

For the past year, my two greatest loves were Hilary Duff and making awesomely retarded variations of the “Kobe face” in pictures. Ya’ll should see my magic mountain season pass.

So mad props to that kid! He totally photobombed an “official” wedding pic that made it into OK Magazine. I still can’t believe she married a guy who looks like his name should be Chud.

So thanks kid. This made it all good.

HDuff Picture Roundup Updated

roachface killah — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 04:23:12 +0000

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It’s been a while since I have posted any HDuff pics. So here are some of my favorites. Some are very recent, some are just all time classics. She’s getting married in a few months so we’ll have to retire her soon. There goes another set of pillow cases…sigh.

Nice Haircut, Dude

roachface killah — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 19:02:10 +0000

I can’t believe she is going to marry that guy, with that haircut. It’s like a hillbilly ghetto mullet. It doesn’t say party in the back. It says I live in a trailer in Palmdale and cook meth.

That’s an Interesting Tattoo

roachface killah — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 04:27:04 +0000

I promise not to turn this site into a HDuff wedding blog. However, during my morning HDuff picture search, I noticed a tattoo on (who I assume is) her bodyguard’s leg. It seriously appears to be a portrait of her fiancé, Mike Comrie.

At first I thought, wow, Mike is pretty tat’d up. And then I realized it’s not Mike. It’s her bodyguard, assistant dude. Now that’s phuking loyalty. I need a bodyguard that is not only down to fight and take a bullet for me, but is so committed to his job, he will not only tattoo a pic of me, but a pic of Mike Comrie on his leg.

Seriously, Vote Hilary!

phuker1 — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 08:20:04 +0000

Finally, a Hilary we can all get behind! Thank you, KB.

Vote Hilary 08

phuker1 — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 04:42:38 +0000

While WDP has previously stated we are for Obama, we have decided there is a candidate much more suited for the job. She may be 20 years-old and spell her name with only one L, but she is much more fun to look at. Obama is a great man. He will make a great president, but my vote is with Hilary. Hilary Duff!