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Holy Phuk! “Your” Retarded
OMG! That little cheerleader chick from Heroes…the one that is kinda sexy but kinda trollish…well she got one of the world’s worst tattoos.
Who am I to judge?…I know most of you are thinking that…considering I just got my 10th tattoo colored on Sat.
Well…
ALL FOUR of my written word tattoos are SPELLED CORRECTLY!
Hayden Panatroll meant to get the Italian phrase “vivere senza rimpianti” which translates to” live without regrets.”
EXCEPT…
Lets see what happens when we google Hayden’s spelling vivere senza rimipianti
And what happens when you google translate vivere senza rimpianti (the correct spelling)
…and try to translate her spelling…vivere senza rimipianti
When I got my 7th tattoo, resilience inked, I must have checked it two thousand times. I googled and dictionary.com it. I checked it on my blackberry while the tattoo artist setup and I made him check it on his computer…he was using a computer to print out the font. I even checked focus and believe 30 times each, and I made the artist show me the stencil and we confirmed it together. I surprisingly checked axelman several hundred times before calling my dad to make sure. I don’t buy a $9 domain name without checking it 20 times.
See what I am saying?!!! It’s a TATTOO…on your body…for pretty much ever…unless you tattoo over it or get that silly looking laser crap that hurts a lot and looks like an ink-less tattoo. It’s just crazy to me that this chick makes a living off her looks, body and image (it aint her acting) goes and gets a ridiculously placed, misspelled tattoo. She couldn’t have spent the same 45 seconds I spent googling the phuking phrase???
Seriously???
Really??? Really Really?!?!?
Why am I not ripping these ppl off?
Hey Hayden…I have something you might be very interested in. It’s called snake oil. Check it out, just for you…I’ll give it to you free if you sign up ten of your famous friends. Oh…btw…I’ll give double if you tattoo SPACE ROOOOOOACH on your stomach.
Seriously, What The Fuck Does That Say?!
I tried “cestrallor“, “cestraller“, “cextrallor“, “cextralbor” and then I shut my down my browser and kicked my monitor to the floor. At least give me the fucking option of selecting a new cryptic code that no one besides a computer bot can read. Fo mother fucking realz!
Cease and Defish
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Please call my office at 310-966-xxxx to confirm that you have taken such action. If you do not agree to these demands, Mr. Fisher intends to vigorously pursue all of his legal and equitable remedies against you. If you do not respond, we will presume that you do not intend to comply and will pursue all of our legal alternatives against you.
Your very prompt attention to this matter is needed.
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Attorney at Law
The What Da Phukers Basketball Team
If I was going to create my own basketball team, for some strange reason, this is exactly how I picture them. We’ve got the smallest, fastest point guard in the league. My shooting guard has better accuracy than Ray Allen…and peyos. Facebook wearing a santa hat can ball, trust me…Bynum better watch out. Burka Burka can slash to the basket like no other giving all other 3s a run for their money. Don’t let my power forward’s smile fool you. He’ll knock you down with a monster dunk…and brush the dirt of his turban shoulders.