Here’s a pic of the new pussycat dolls, with Nicole what’s her name in the middle. I don’t know who any of the rest of them are, except for the one, second to the left.

That’s Vanessa Curry. She was the Lakers Girl that was immediately fired as rumors of her and Kobe started floating around the internets in 2008.

It’s kind of smart to cheat on your wife with a girl of the same name. Really creepy, but kind of smart.

Disclaimer: In no way does the site believe or elude to Kobe’s extramarital affairs. We are only reporting the info (rumors) as we hear them. In context with the nature of this site, we tend to make jokes and occasionally trash those who are most important to us, like the pussycat dolls. This site is a self-deprecating expression of random thought and possible mental retardation. In no way is this intended to incriminate the World’s Most Valuable Mamba. So Izzo, if you are reading this…high five. She nice. I like! Lakers 2010. Back to Back!

Let’s take a day trip to santa barabaraaaaa…hit up some charming shoppppps…we can buy some antiqueeeeees

I’ve had this shirt for almost a full year. I wore it for the first time, yesterday, to the game. The Lakers won and a few hours later I got a brand new 2010 Dodge Challenger!

What it do, new lucky shirt!

Even in a close loss, on a weekend with major awards and groundbreaking achievements (first female director to win an Oscar), the best “play” of the night was the non flinch.

I flinch just watching it. Kobe is so focused, so determined, that even if Barnes had thrown the ball, he would have let it hit him, without flinching.

Barnes is such a douche…his girlfriend must be smokin.