What Da Phuk?! » Kobe http://www.whatdaphuk.com The greatest site on teh internetz, of all time! Wed, 08 Feb 2012 08:57:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Welcome To The #KobeSystem http://www.whatdaphuk.com/welcome-to-the-kobesystem/ http://www.whatdaphuk.com/welcome-to-the-kobesystem/#comments Sat, 14 Jan 2012 23:16:22 +0000 roachface killah http://www.whatdaphuk.com/?p=6460

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]]> http://www.whatdaphuk.com/must-be-drunk-with-all-them-40s/feed/ 0 It’s Time To Kick 2011 In The Face http://www.whatdaphuk.com/its-time-to-kick-2011-in-the-face/ http://www.whatdaphuk.com/its-time-to-kick-2011-in-the-face/#comments Sun, 01 Jan 2012 01:48:16 +0000 roachface killah http://www.whatdaphuk.com/?p=6417

]]> http://www.whatdaphuk.com/its-time-to-kick-2011-in-the-face/feed/ 0 Another Lakers On Christmas Day Post http://www.whatdaphuk.com/another-lakers-on-christmas-day-post/ http://www.whatdaphuk.com/another-lakers-on-christmas-day-post/#comments Mon, 26 Dec 2011 02:29:05 +0000 roachface killah http://www.whatdaphuk.com/?p=6395 Continue reading →]]> It seems like every year, on December 25th, I write a blog post talking about a Lakers loss. It seems that way because that’s exactly what I do, every year. The one silver lining of the NBA lockout was an impending vacation from this somber ritual.

Nope. Not this year. The lockout ended and the Lakers lost. On Christmas. Again.

The Lakers played a far more competitive game than I believed they would. Regardless of injuries, tabloid reports of infidelity, divorce hearings, trade debacles and a depleted front court, Kobe is always focused and ready to play. The entire team, in spite of some missed shots, played to the level of a team that is trying to compete with the NBA elite. I’m not saying I believe this team, with its current roster, will make it to the finals. I’m just saying I’ve been far more disappointed by Xmas Day Lakers games.

So like all Christmas past, the Lakers lost. I blogged about it. Next year in Hawaii Jewfish Basin.

For those keeping track: The Lakers are 3 – 9 in the past 12 Christmas Day games.

Year Opponent W/L Score
2000 Portland Blazers L 104 – 109
2001 Philadelphia Sixers W 88 – 82
2002 Sacramento Kings L 99 – 105
2003 Houston Rockets L 87 – 99
2004 Miami Heat L 102 – 104
2005 Miami Heat L 92 – 97
2006 Miami Heat L 85 – 101
2007 Phoenix Suns W 122 – 115
2008 Boston Celtics W 92 – 83
2009 Cleveland Cavs L 102 – 87
2010 Miami Heat L 96 – 80
2011 Chicago Bulls L 88 – 87
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“Don’t even get me started about Smush”

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I’m in a pretty bad mood (Mandalay Bay) so I decided to look at something that used to cheer me up. I must have seen this 10,000 times in the past 2 years.

Kobe will kick you in the face! IN DA FACE!

This video is timeless…and makes me feel all “warm and fuzzy.”

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“I see bogut’s feet moving in… & out of the lane,

and i’m like Fuck You!

Oo, oo, ooo”

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