…and I don’t know why. This girl is adorably sexy. I would love to pretend play chess with her while rolling her a blunt of some og (laced with roofies).

I can’t wait for these sparkly vampire movies to finally be over so these 2 can have a pretend breakup and she can finally realize that retarded pseudo-bloggers that write posts about her at 1:39am, on a tuesday, are the shiznit.

Until then…I’ll just keep sending her telepathic love poems and sonnets…and pictures of flowers I draw…in crayon…and blood.

Team Bella!