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  • Dodge Challenger 8)
  • Series A Game 1 Row 1 Seat 1
  • Lakers 1 OKC 0
  • Touchscreen Nav
  • Magic Mountain
  • Lakers clinch the West
  • WTF Lakes?! It’s like they are losing on purpose to reshape 2 – 8.
  • Whitewater Rafting?!
  • Beta
  • I need a vacation…4/20 seems like a perfect time to take one.
  • Work Work Work Work Work Weekend Work Work
  • 6 in a row. :)
  • Amazing first half; what happened in the second?
  • I need some GTL in my life. Minus the laundry.
  • It’s time to get some new ink!
  • Ridiculously tough decisions!
  • It’s time to get a car!
  • …and now a television as well :(
  • Pacman Clottey was kinda boring. For $50 I should have been able to watch the concert after.
  • Let’s Go Lakes. This is the time. After winning 14 straight, the Mavs dropped one by 34…to the Knicks. #nelsonHaHa

Even in a close loss, on a weekend with major awards and groundbreaking achievements (first female director to win an Oscar), the best “play” of the night was the non flinch.

I flinch just watching it. Kobe is so focused, so determined, that even if Barnes had thrown the ball, he would have let it hit him, without flinching.

Barnes is such a douche…his girlfriend must be smokin.

  • So the Lakers phuking suck. 3 in a row :’(
  • Matt Barnes is a total douche. I bet he has a smokin hot girlfriend.
  • I have been tweeting so much there is nothing left to blog.
  • Relax. Just focus on the few important things and the rest will fall into place.
  • The Oscars are more predictable than a Tim Donaghy refereed NBA game.

I hate that I have become all too familiar with the word “massacre.” Last season it was the Mothers Day Massacre during the playoffs. This year it’s Xmas.

Last year made me believe this year would be different. The Lakes handed Boston their first loss in like 20 something games. This Xmas…to save me from tears…well they didn’t…and I just quoted Wham. Oy Vey.

After the Lakers lost badly Xmas of 06, I posted that I was no longer watching Xmas day Lakers games. I vowed to do something much more fun on the greatest day of the year. Although if it was really that great, more places would be open to eat. Anyway…here’s how the lakers fare on Xmas this decade:

Year Opponent W/L Score
2000 Portland Blazers L 104 – 109
2001 Philadelphia Sixers W 88 – 82
2002 Sacramento Kings L 99 – 105
2003 Houston Rockets L 87 – 99
2004 Miami Heat L 102 – 104
2005 Miami Heat L 92 – 97
2006 Miami Heat L 85 – 101
2007 Phoenix Suns W 122 – 115
2008 Boston Celtics W 92 – 83
2009 Cleveland Cavs L 102 – 87

The Lakers are 3 – 7 on Xmas day games in the last 10 years. With a 30% win rate, I really have to start finding much better shit to do on Xmas. Next year is Hawaii…cause this is some foam finger throwing, bullllllsheeeeet!

 

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