8.7 Billion Dollars

The Pentagon can’t account for 8.7 billion dollars. I sort of feel bad for them. I hate when I lose 8.7 billion dollars, too. Here are a few things that could have been done with that money.

  • Build a subway from Santa Monica to Downtown LA through Century City and Beverly Hills.
  • Allocate 174, 000,000 to the states for the school systems.
  • 9,000,000,000 blunt wraps.
  • Buy the Lakers, the Clippers, the Dodgers and bring a football team to LA
  • Pay Diddy to sing Hello Good Morning, every morning as an alarm clock.
  • Own over 3 thousand, multi-million dollar homes
  • 32,584 Bentley Coupes
  • Give HDuff 8,700 1 million dollar rings.
  • Free drugs…and medicine for the sick
  • Send every single person in the US a DVD copy of the Wash, twice.

This is a pretty random list of just some random shit I thought of quickly. I’m sure if you did a little research you could actually come up with some really great things 8.7 billion could have gone to.

Five seasons of LOST in 8 minutes

I know most true LOST fans have seen every episode more than once and still say “huh?” I’ve only watched this once twice, so I’m still pretty confused. I starting to have a pretty good idea of what has happened (the mainstuff) and I know where it ended last season. This is the Cliff’s Notes rundown of the entire series.

Why am I not watching a show that stars Evangeline Lilly?! She is riiiiidonkulously pretty/sexy/hot.