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8.7 Billion Dollars

roachface killah — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 00:36:39 +0000

The Pentagon can’t account for 8.7 billion dollars. I sort of feel bad for them. I hate when I lose 8.7 billion dollars, too. Here are a few things that could have been done with that money.

Build a subway from Santa Monica to Downtown LA through Century City and Beverly Hills.
Allocate 174, 000,000 to the states for the school systems.
9,000,000,000 blunt wraps.
Buy the Lakers, the Clippers, the Dodgers and bring a football team to LA
Pay Diddy to sing Hello Good Morning, every morning as an alarm clock.
Own over 3 thousand, multi-million dollar homes
32,584 Bentley Coupes
Give HDuff 8,700 1 million dollar rings.
Free drugs…and medicine for the sick
Send every single person in the US a DVD copy of the Wash, twice.

This is a pretty random list of just some random shit I thought of quickly. I’m sure if you did a little research you could actually come up with some really great things 8.7 billion could have gone to.

Five seasons of LOST in 8 minutes

roachface killah — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 09:27:53 +0000

I know most true LOST fans have seen every episode more than once and still say “huh?” I’ve only watched this once twice, so I’m still pretty confused. I starting to have a pretty good idea of what has happened (the mainstuff) and I know where it ended last season. This is the Cliff’s Notes rundown of the entire series.

Why am I not watching a show that stars Evangeline Lilly?! She is riiiiidonkulously pretty/sexy/hot.

Jay-Z + Coldplay = Lost+

phuker1 — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 23:30:47 +0000

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