Props To This Kid

So if I had to guess I would say that is most likely David Silvers aka BAG’s son. That would mean his real mom is Vanessa Marcil and his step mom is Megan Fox.

Now besides wearing a paper crown and flip flops, this kid is pretty smart. Look at how he waits for his dad to turn around so he can corner Megan and be all “you know we aren’t blood related.”

By the look on her face, that’s exactly what he just said.

Megan Vs Nikki

It’s no secret that I love Megan Fox. Despite her flaws (bad tattoos, overly injected lips, shitty actress, brian austin green) she’s pretty fucking sexy. She’s the *only* reason I’ve sat through Transformers 2, more than once. Megan Fox is smokin hot…but not as hot as Nikki.

I’ve been saying, screaming, blogging, tweeting, writing sonnets & love poems in blood for years about Nikki Griffin, who happens to be (very) smart, funny, sweet, charming and a terrific actress. It’s come to my attention that Nikki doesn’t think she’s as hot as Megan. So I’ll let you decide.

One year for my birthday, I honestly wished for an 8ball of yayo & Jess Sathers, so I think ya’ll know how I’m voting.

Megan Vs Nikki

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Megan Fox Has No Thumb

I was looking for pics to prove to someone that Megan Fox’s thumbs are perfectly normal…and fuckable. There’s some old rumor that she has such weird thumbs she is considered practically deformed. This rumor was started by women not named megan fox.

So I came across this pic and I noticed something really fucking weird. The thumb on one hand is perfectly normal and the other thumb…is fucking missing.

Holy phuk! Megan Fox is the hottest 9 finger chick in the whole world…hands (missing-a-finger) down!