Katie Cassidy Strips

Apparently there is a movie in which Katie Cassidy reveals her small but sexy boobies…and I like boobies.

And I pretty much love Katie Cassidy (not enough to watch Gossip Girl). She was amazing on Melrose Place.

Yes. Yes I did just use amazing and Melrose Place in the same sentence. I don’t need to continue the post. I know no one still has their browser window open.

Good. Now that I got rid everyone, it’s just me and you, Katie. Dance for me gurrlll.

Arcade Fire + Spike Jonze = Movie


Via Stereogum

According to /Film, the director will be in Austin, TX to do a short film with the band based on the concept of “friends growing apart.” MTV  also got a Jonze spokesperson to confirm the collaboration and location, but he wouldn’t name any other details. Jonze and Arcade Fire were bound to work together after Where The Wild Things Are (Jonze said  the band were a huge inspiration). But it’s not clear if this will be a short film like Jonze’s work  with Kanye West, an extended music video for their upcoming album, or something in-between.

In the meantime, watch Jonze’s awesome I’m Here robot short film, featuring Sleigh Bells’ “A/B Machines.” A robot has it playing in her car while she’s driving, naturally.

3 Movies; 1 Weekend

  • Up

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    I’m not a huge fan of 3D movies. I am still not quite sure why a technology once popular in the 80s is the big rage right now. Disney seems pretty committed to it. Peter Jackson just said he isn’t making another non-3D movie. James Cameron’s long-awaited Avatar is going to be 3D. I find 3D to detract from the movie, not enhance. With that being said, Up was better than I expected. The little cartoon at the beginning with the storks and clouds had nothing to do with the movie but it was cute. The movie was great. Any movie with talking dobermans and pit bulls is going to win me over. The story was a bit of a tear-jerker but overall I liked this movie.

    I give Up 4 blunts of master kush.
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  • Whatever Works

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    My parents are huge Woody Allen fans. I grew up watching Hannah and Her Sisters…although I can’t tell you much about that movie now. I am not much of a fan and I find his personal life to be almost as disturbing as Michael Jackson. I wanted to see this movie because of Larry David and Evan Rachel Wood. Evan has been on my radar ever since Thirteen. She was amazing in this film. Her acting and beauty were enough to make this movie enjoyable. Larry David had his moments. Unfortunately this movie stretched his character and he just isn’t a good enough actor to make it work. The plot was very loose and I am still not exactly sure of the overall message. Larry’s dialog seemed very contrived and underdeveloped for a genius. A genius of his caliber (quantum physicist) would be using words that I don’t be knowings. Overall, there were some great jokes, and Evan was half naked the entire movie. That works for me. I am also unsure why this movie needed to be 3D. This is the last time I bring 3D glasses to a movie theater.

    Larry David and a half naked Even Rachel Wood gets 4 blunts of purple gods gift.
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  • Twilight

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    I went into this movie knowing it wasn’t for me. I didn’t expect much. But I’ve seen other Catherine Hardwicke movies (Thirteen) and I’ve liked them. I expected this to at least be a decent a movie. It made enough phuking money that the production value shouldn’t look amateur. What was up with the shaky camera and constant blue tint? I get that she was trying to create a Washington gloom, but come on. This movie had more of a blue glow than that night I took 10 viagra.

    I watched this movie for 2 reasons: #1 K Stew…and she was good. She looked good and acted well. But it wasn’t enough. I was bored after the first 20 minutes. The #2 reason was to keep current in today’s pop culture. Kids…I’m disappointed. This movie was crap. You should all feel ashamed. Vampires shine like diamonds in the light??? LOL..if this movie wasn’t gay enough…wow. So now there are going to be at least 2 more. I don’t think I can sit through anymore of these. The vampire wants to kill her but he won’t, cause he loves her. So she loves him. Isn’t that just so romantic.

    This piece of shit movie gets no blunts. Even though Kristen Stewart gets a few blunts for just being hot, this pile of shit still winds up with nothing.

Summer Movies

I’m going to make a real effort to see all of these movies, in the theater, this summer. I posted a while back that I find myself genrally enjoying a move more when I can’t text, IM, facebook, tweet, get a blumpkin…you get the point. Here are the movies I am giddy as a school girl waiting to see:
  • The Hangover (saw it in NY, phuking HILARIOUS)
  • Public Enemies
  • Bruno
  • Inglorious Basterds
  • Transformers
  • Whatever Works
  • Star Trek
  • T4
  • Up