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		<title>Another Lakers On Christmas Day Post</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 02:29:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>roachface killah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems like every year, on December 25th, I write a blog post talking about a Lakers loss. It seems that way because that&#8217;s exactly what I do, every year. The one silver lining of the NBA lockout was an &#8230; <a href="http://www.whatdaphuk.com/another-lakers-on-christmas-day-post/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="size-full wp-image-6396 alignright" style="margin: 10px;" title="derrick-rose-122511b" src="http://www.whatdaphuk.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/derrick-rose-122511b-e1324864956208.jpg" alt="" width="200" height="99" /> It seems like every year, on December 25th, I write a <a title="Another Xmas Day Massacre" href="http://www.whatdaphuk.com/another-xmas-day-massacre/">blog post</a> talking about a Lakers loss. It seems that way because that&#8217;s exactly what I do, every year. The one silver lining of the NBA lockout was an impending vacation from this somber ritual.</p>
<p>Nope. Not this year. The lockout ended and the Lakers lost. On Christmas. Again.</p>
<p>The Lakers played a far more competitive game than I believed they would. Regardless of injuries, tabloid reports of infidelity, divorce hearings, trade debacles and a depleted front court, Kobe is always focused and ready to play. The entire team, in spite of some missed shots, played to the level of a team that is trying to compete with the NBA elite. I&#8217;m not saying I believe this team, with its current roster, will make it to the finals. I&#8217;m just saying I&#8217;ve been far more disappointed by Xmas Day Lakers games.</p>
<p>So like all Christmas past, the Lakers lost. I blogged about it. Next year in <span style="color: #c0c0c0;"><del>Hawaii</del></span> <a title="Jews + Fish" href="http://bit.ly/tCigW5" target="_blank">Jewfish Basin</a>.</p>
<p>For those keeping track: The Lakers are <strong>3 &#8211; 9</strong> in the past 12 Christmas Day games.</p>
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<td bgcolor="#cc99ff" width="80"><strong><span style="color: #ffff00;">Year</span></strong></td>
<td bgcolor="#cc99ff" width="167"><strong><span style="color: #ffff00;">Opponent</span></strong></td>
<td bgcolor="#cc99ff" width="43"><strong><span style="color: #ffff00;">W/L</span></strong></td>
<td bgcolor="#cc99ff" width="76"><strong><span style="color: #ffff00;">Score</span></strong></td>
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<td>2000</td>
<td>Portland Blazers</td>
<td>L</td>
<td>104 – 109</td>
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<td>2001</td>
<td>Philadelphia Sixers</td>
<td>W</td>
<td>88 – 82</td>
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<td>2002</td>
<td>Sacramento Kings</td>
<td>L</td>
<td>99 – 105</td>
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<td>2003</td>
<td>Houston Rockets</td>
<td>L</td>
<td>87 – 99</td>
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<td>2004</td>
<td>Miami Heat</td>
<td>L</td>
<td>102 – 104</td>
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<td>2005</td>
<td>Miami Heat</td>
<td>L</td>
<td>92 – 97</td>
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<td>2006</td>
<td>Miami Heat</td>
<td>L</td>
<td>85 – 101</td>
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<td>2007</td>
<td>Phoenix Suns</td>
<td>W</td>
<td>122 &#8211; 115</td>
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<td>2008</td>
<td>Boston Celtics</td>
<td>W</td>
<td>92 &#8211; 83</td>
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<td>2009</td>
<td>Cleveland Cavs</td>
<td>L</td>
<td>102 &#8211; 87</td>
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<td>2010</td>
<td>Miami Heat</td>
<td>L</td>
<td>96 &#8211; 80</td>
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<td>2011</td>
<td>Chicago Bulls</td>
<td>L</td>
<td>88 &#8211; 87</td>
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		<title>Xmas Day Massacre</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Dec 2009 02:59:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>roachface killah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hate that I have become all too familiar with the word &#8220;massacre.&#8221; Last season it was the Mothers Day Massacre during the playoffs. This year it&#8217;s Xmas. Last year made me believe this year would be different. The Lakes &#8230; <a href="http://www.whatdaphuk.com/xmas-day-massacre/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-3915" style="border: 0pt none; margin: 0px 10px;" title="APTOPIX Cavaliers Lakers Basketball" src="http://www.whatdaphuk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/kobeLeBron.jpg" alt="" width="240" height="187" />I hate that I have become all too familiar with the word &#8220;massacre.&#8221; Last season it was the Mothers Day Massacre during the playoffs. This year it&#8217;s Xmas.</p>
<p>Last year made me believe this year would be different. The Lakes handed Boston their first loss in like 20 something games. This Xmas&#8230;to save me from tears&#8230;well they didn&#8217;t&#8230;and I just quoted Wham. Oy Vey.</p>
<p>After the Lakers lost badly Xmas of 06, <a title="No More Lakers Xmas" href="http://www.whatdaphuk.com/no-more-xmas-day-lakers-games/" target="_blank">I posted </a>that I was no longer watching Xmas day Lakers games. I vowed to do something much more fun on the greatest day of the year. Although if it was really that great, more places would be open to eat. Anyway&#8230;here&#8217;s how the lakers fare on Xmas this decade:</p>
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<td width="56" bgcolor="#cc99ff"><strong><span style="color: #ffff00;">Year</span></strong></td>
<td width="167" bgcolor="#cc99ff"><strong><span style="color: #ffff00;">Opponent</span></strong></td>
<td width="43" bgcolor="#cc99ff"><strong><span style="color: #ffff00;">W/L</span></strong></td>
<td width="76" bgcolor="#cc99ff"><strong><span style="color: #ffff00;">Score</span></strong></td>
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<td>2000</td>
<td>Portland Blazers</td>
<td>L</td>
<td>104 – 109</td>
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<td>2001</td>
<td>Philadelphia Sixers</td>
<td>W</td>
<td>88 – 82</td>
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<td>2002</td>
<td>Sacramento Kings</td>
<td>L</td>
<td>99 – 105</td>
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<td>2003</td>
<td>Houston Rockets</td>
<td>L</td>
<td>87 – 99</td>
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<td>2004</td>
<td>Miami Heat</td>
<td>L</td>
<td>102 – 104</td>
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<td>2005</td>
<td>Miami Heat</td>
<td>L</td>
<td>92 – 97</td>
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<td>2006</td>
<td>Miami Heat</td>
<td>L</td>
<td>85 – 101</td>
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<td>2007</td>
<td>Phoenix Suns</td>
<td>W</td>
<td>122 &#8211; 115</td>
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<td>2008</td>
<td>Boston Celtics</td>
<td>W</td>
<td>92 &#8211; 83</td>
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<td>2009</td>
<td>Cleveland Cavs</td>
<td>L</td>
<td>102 &#8211; 87</td>
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<p>The Lakers are 3 &#8211; 7 on Xmas day games in the last 10 years. With a 30% win rate, I really have to start finding much better shit to do on Xmas. Next year is Hawaii&#8230;cause this is some foam finger throwing, bullllllsheeeeet!</p>
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