New Rules

  • Kanye West will forever be known as “gayfish”
  • Talking about twitter must come to an end. You may use twitter as much as you like, you may not talk about it. The ONLY people that are allowed to talk about twitter are Golden (@starecostation), me (@whatdaphuk & @lakeshowonline) and Kevin Rose (@kevinrose). Everyone else must shut up!
  • Bluetooth must extend it’s wireless capabilities beyond a foot.
  • Spring break must become a national, mandatory holiday!
  • Professional basketball players must stop missing freethrows. There is no excuse and pretty soon it will cost them money.