5. “Soy Bomb” during Bob Dylan’s 1998 Grammy performance

I love the what da phuk look on Dylan’s face.

4. 50 Cent jumps on stage with the best new artist at the 2004 Grammys

This was actually kind of funny and harmless compared to the others.

3. Rage Against The Machine’s Tim C climbs to the top of the stage at the 2000 VMAs

He was just showing limp bizkit how to “rock.”

2. ODB believes Wu Tang should have won best new artist at the 1998 Grammys

RIP ODB a.k.a Big Baby Jesus a.k.a Dirt McGirt. Puffy is good, but Wu-Tang is for the children.

1. Kanye West tells Taylor Swift her video is good, but Beyonce’s is the best of all time at the 2009 VMAs

Cause you know that he’s a gay fish.

Callin me a dog, well leave a dog alone
Cause nothin can stop me from buryin my bone
in the backyard, of someone else’s house
Ol Dirt Dog, but I’m not dog out

Here comes Rover, sniffin at your ass
But pardon me bitch, as I shit on your grass
That means hoe, you been shitted on!
I’m not the first dog that’s shitted on your lawn

Hoeeeee! Yeah, heyyyy, de haaaaa
Hoe, ohhaowwohh!
Hoeeeee, de heyyyy