What Da Phuk?! » ODB http://www.whatdaphuk.com The greatest site on teh internetz, of all time! Wed, 08 Feb 2012 08:57:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Top 5 Award Show Crashers http://www.whatdaphuk.com/top-5-award-show-crashers/ http://www.whatdaphuk.com/top-5-award-show-crashers/#comments Thu, 17 Sep 2009 08:11:19 +0000 roachface killah http://www.whatdaphuk.com/?p=3361 Continue reading →]]> 5. “Soy Bomb” during Bob Dylan’s 1998 Grammy performance

I love the what da phuk look on Dylan’s face.

4. 50 Cent jumps on stage with the best new artist at the 2004 Grammys

This was actually kind of funny and harmless compared to the others.

3. Rage Against The Machine’s Tim C climbs to the top of the stage at the 2000 VMAs

He was just showing limp bizkit how to “rock.”

2. ODB believes Wu Tang should have won best new artist at the 1998 Grammys

RIP ODB a.k.a Big Baby Jesus a.k.a Dirt McGirt. Puffy is good, but Wu-Tang is for the children.

1. Kanye West tells Taylor Swift her video is good, but Beyonce’s is the best of all time at the 2009 VMAs

Cause you know that he’s a gay fish.

]]> http://www.whatdaphuk.com/top-5-award-show-crashers/feed/ 0 The Greatest Lyrics of All Time http://www.whatdaphuk.com/the-greatest-lyrics-of-all-time/ http://www.whatdaphuk.com/the-greatest-lyrics-of-all-time/#comments Tue, 18 Aug 2009 07:13:52 +0000 roachface killah http://www.whatdaphuk.com/?p=3190 Continue reading →]]> Callin me a dog, well leave a dog alone
Cause nothin can stop me from buryin my bone
in the backyard, of someone else’s house
Ol Dirt Dog, but I’m not dog out

Here comes Rover, sniffin at your ass
But pardon me bitch, as I shit on your grass
That means hoe, you been shitted on!
 I’m not the first dog that’s shitted on your lawn

Hoeeeee! Yeah, heyyyy, de haaaaa
Hoe, ohhaowwohh!
Hoeeeee, de heyyyy

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