• I added an RSS button for all my feed-seeking friends.  –>
• This is how twilight should have ended #haha
• The Hangover is the biggest R rated comedy of all time
• Odom? 40 for 4?
• 2 weeks from today

I didn’t realize Knotts has some seriously sick rides until I saw the commercial a few months ago. I finally made it down there and they seriously have some sick roller coasters. Ghostrider, Silver bullet, Xcelerator, Scream…they are all dope. Xcelerator is like nothing I have ever been on before. Check it out.

Keep the sound down — unless you don’t care about offending your coworkers with shitty background music.

There is another ride that is very similar to Xcelerator. It is known as Kingda Ka. The only difference is Kingda Ka is 45 stories tall. Xcelerator is about 25 (3 stories taller than Goliath) stories. Kingda Ka is the world’s tallest roller coaster; has the steepest drop of any coaster and is currently the fastest @ 128mph.

Who’s going with me?

So far I have seen:

• Up
• Bruno
• Whatever Works

I still need to see (most likely in order)

• The Hurt Locker
• Public Enemies
• Transformers 2
• The Hangover (Again)
• Inglorious Basterds
• GI Joe
• The Wash

By the way…while we are on the subject, Bruno was disappointing. Over 90% of the movie is in the commercials. I’m not saying it’s the worst movie I have ever seen, I knew what I was getting into…I’m just saying after Borat, this was lame…and slightly disturbing.

I’m feelin Maino right now. Hi Haters

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So you gotta ignore the T Pain Autotune shit. This has an “on a boat” feel.

Don’t fall for the Game/ Jay Z beef. This is more fabricated than an American Choppers motorcycle. It’s well documented that the Game wants to promote his album and has openly begged Hova to beef with him.

People are always trying to tell me that the Game is one of the best MCs. Really?! So why is he resorting to gimmics?

Sometimes you just gotta. We gonna be Knotts ppl on friday. I’ve been working hard enough to make it happen. We’ve been talkin bout this for so long. Knotts, then Magic Mountain..then Disney.

Aight…I gotta get back to work to ensure Knotts Friday.

No more dangerous late night meetings with the Libyans in the Target parking lot. You can now order your Radioactive Uranium Ore directly from Amazon.com.

I am 100% serious. Apparently this stuff is safe for science experiments. You know, the kind of “experiments” you find in the anarchist cookbook.

Did you order some? What are you waiting for? Supplies are limited. It’s a recession, Obama is president. Order your Uranium Ore immediately. Buy 2, hurry!

Phoenix “1901″

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I found out this weekend, thanks to my boy Stefan on the inside, that your most favorite blog in the whole world is blocked in China. It wasn’t always like this. Something just triggered the evil censor bots (probably some old Chinese guy) to keep WDP outside the wall.

Seriously?!? Little ol’ me? I’m a good God-fearing, Christian soldier. What could I have possibly said or done that would make the Chinese want to ban me? I want to know cause I want to do a whole lot more of it. If twitter and facebook are still making it, I feel damn proud that I am considered a bigger threat to the population. And to think I was under the impression that anything made in china was poisonous to me.

Wait…let me get this straight.

1. Perez Hilton has been making horrible comments about Fergie and the Black Eyed Peas for a long time.
2. will.i.am confronts Perez and asks him to stop being so rude
3. Perez says ” I don’t respect you, you’re a gay faggot.”
4. will.i.am’s manager/body guard hits Perez in the face.

Perez called will.i.am a gay faggot? Seriously?! If this was the other way around Perez would be screaming and crying; making this a homo issue. This is the guy that turned the Miss USA pageant into a homo-marriage mess. So now, after crossing the line of critiquing an artist’s music and making the attacks on Fergie based on physical appearance, he says “I don’t need to respect you, you’re a gay faggot.”

will.i.am and his crew had every right to hit this guy. Perez makes money by trying to ruin other peoples’ careers. Now he is running around calling people gay faggots?!? How is this “gay faggot” still famous? I think it’s time for a serious boycott of this homo’s site. How can he be screaming he doesn’t condone violence when all he does is spew venom. It all starts with words, faggot!