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Uranium Ore

No more dangerous late night meetings with the Libyans in the Target parking lot. You can now order your Radioactive Uranium Ore directly from Amazon.com.

I am 100% serious. Apparently this stuff is safe for science experiments. You know, the kind of “experiments” you find in the anarchist cookbook.

Did you order some? What are you waiting for? Supplies are limited. It’s a recession, Obama is president. Order your Uranium Ore immediately. Buy 2, hurry!

Great Firewall of China

china-banned1I found out this weekend, thanks to my boy Stefan on the inside, that your most favorite blog in the whole world is blocked in China. It wasn’t always like this. Something just triggered the evil censor bots (probably some old Chinese guy) to keep WDP outside the wall.

Seriously?!? Little ol’ me? I’m a good God-fearing, Christian soldier. What could I have possibly said or done that would make the Chinese want to ban me? I want to know cause I want to do a whole lot more of it. If twitter and facebook are still making it, I feel damn proud that I am considered a bigger threat to the population. And to think I was under the impression that anything made in china was poisonous to me.

will.i.am Beat Up Perez Hilton

Wait…let me get this straight.

  1. Perez Gay Faggot HiltonPerez Hilton has been making horrible comments about Fergie and the Black Eyed Peas for a long time.
  2. will.i.am confronts Perez and asks him to stop being so rude
  3. Perez says ” I don’t respect you, you’re a gay faggot.”
  4. will.i.am’s manager/body guard hits Perez in the face.

Perez called will.i.am a gay faggot? Seriously?! If this was the other way around Perez would be screaming and crying; making this a homo issue. This is the guy that turned the Miss USA pageant into a homo-marriage mess. So now, after crossing the line of critiquing an artist’s music and making the attacks on Fergie based on physical appearance, he says “I don’t need to respect you, you’re a gay faggot.”

will.i.am and his crew had every right to hit this guy. Perez makes money by trying to ruin other peoples’ careers. Now he is running around calling people gay faggots?!? How is this “gay faggot” still famous? I think it’s time for a serious boycott of this homo’s site. How can he be screaming he doesn’t condone violence when all he does is spew venom. It all starts with words, faggot!