will.i.am Beat Up Perez Hilton

Wait…let me get this straight.

  1. Perez Gay Faggot HiltonPerez Hilton has been making horrible comments about Fergie and the Black Eyed Peas for a long time.
  2. will.i.am confronts Perez and asks him to stop being so rude
  3. Perez says ” I don’t respect you, you’re a gay faggot.”
  4. will.i.am’s manager/body guard hits Perez in the face.

Perez called will.i.am a gay faggot? Seriously?! If this was the other way around Perez would be screaming and crying; making this a homo issue. This is the guy that turned the Miss USA pageant into a homo-marriage mess. So now, after crossing the line of critiquing an artist’s music and making the attacks on Fergie based on physical appearance, he says “I don’t need to respect you, you’re a gay faggot.”

will.i.am and his crew had every right to hit this guy. Perez makes money by trying to ruin other peoples’ careers. Now he is running around calling people gay faggots?!? How is this “gay faggot” still famous? I think it’s time for a serious boycott of this homo’s site. How can he be screaming he doesn’t condone violence when all he does is spew venom. It all starts with words, faggot!

Wait! This ISN’T Mine!

ATT BillWhile the rest of the world is in an economic meltdown, I’m having the best financial month of my life. Not to stroke my own ego…but I made some serious duckets this month. I hate paying bills more than anything. It must run in the family. Even when we have plenty money, we refuse to pay bills. I sometimes ignore them as if they are a zit, hoping they’ll just go away on their own. So this month, I made it a priority to overcome my aversion and pay every single bill before the due date. By May 10th, all my utilities, draconian cellphone bill, rent, car, insurance and upcoming New York trip (air, 5 nights in a sick hotel and 2 belmont tix) are paid in full.

I was pretty surprised to check the mail tonight and see a bill from ATT. I guess I missed this one. I opened the envelope, proceeded to my desk, logged onto the website…and WAIT…ATT…I don’t have an ATT account. What da phuk is this?! This is for APT 108!

Jesus Christ…I need a vacation.