Your Band. Your Album. Your Cover

  1. Go to wikipedia.org and hit random. The first random wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.
  2. Go to quotationspage.com and hit random. The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.
  3. Go to flickr.com and click on “explore the last seven days.” Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
  4. Use photoshop or similar (picnik.com is a free online photo editor) to put it all together.

8.7 Billion Dollars

The Pentagon can’t account for 8.7 billion dollars. I sort of feel bad for them. I hate when I lose 8.7 billion dollars, too. Here are a few things that could have been done with that money.

  • Build a subway from Santa Monica to Downtown LA through Century City and Beverly Hills.
  • Allocate 174, 000,000 to the states for the school systems.
  • 9,000,000,000 blunt wraps.
  • Buy the Lakers, the Clippers, the Dodgers and bring a football team to LA
  • Pay Diddy to sing Hello Good Morning, every morning as an alarm clock.
  • Own over 3 thousand, multi-million dollar homes
  • 32,584 Bentley Coupes
  • Give HDuff 8,700 1 million dollar rings.
  • Free drugs…and medicine for the sick
  • Send every single person in the US a DVD copy of the Wash, twice.

This is a pretty random list of just some random shit I thought of quickly. I’m sure if you did a little research you could actually come up with some really great things 8.7 billion could have gone to.

It’s the First of the Month: 14 Year Edition

Sept 1, 1995…damn…it’s been that long. I remember driving in the valley in my (brand new) honda accord. I just had the borla exhaust installed. Bone Thugs were on the radio. “It’s the first of the month. Everybody get their checks and come on.”

14 years ago…OK..Enough reminiscing about so long ago.

  • I hit 35 posts last month.
  • The RSS Feeds from the other sites seem to be caching and not changing in realtime.
  • Summer 2009 is almost over.
  • NY, Belmont, New Job Career.
  • 30 years. Magic Mountain. Random thoughts. Non-sequiturs… to you
  • perfectly relevant to me. coded in slang, blueprint 3
  • who gonna run this town tonight?
  • Bumbaclots. Slut Buckets
  • Robertson spot. Valley of Fire. Wynn, Enterprise, 3 cars
  • Death to Chevy
  • Lakers 2009. D Fish, Kobe, Ariza…wait where are you going? Odom? Odom???
  • Artest?!?!?!
  • Football starts next week.
  • Vegas next week
  • Wynn. What it do.
  • And the seasons they go round and round. And the panted ponies…