Are you fucking kidding me? Shaq, the “most dominant player, ever” is sending text messages to twitter a.k.a “tweets” during halftime of an NBA game. If I was a high school junior high coach, I would be furious. Hey Shaq, you’re worth “half a billion.” YOU’RE ON TV. You don’t need to be tweeting…especially during a game. Why are you acting liking a 13 year-old girl, grasping at her fleeting seconds of proverbial cyber-fame? Are you also going to wave spirit fingers at the camera when it swings by? Shaq, dude, homie…WAKE THE FUCK UP! Your team is currently in 9th place, 3.5 games behind Dallas for the final Western playoff seed. Are you aware of this? Please keep the twitter usage to the 5 & Diner. Tweeting or twittering yourself during a game is embarrassing. I’m embarrassed for you.

I was just looking at Shaq’s twitter page and his tweets are boring. I expected them to sound more like this:

@THE_REAL_SHAQ I’m the bestest ever, most dominant, best looking, most sexy, veralaterrall shaqtus.

@THE_REAL_SHAQ Kobe, %*^#! tell me how my a$$ taste

@THE_REAL_SHAQ I am KAZAAM, where is Max?

@THE_REAL_SHAQ I told Steve nash, best point guard ever, that I will bring him 5 championships, in 2 years

@THE_REAL_SHAQ @GloveLover I love gary payton

@THE_REAL_SHAQ Time to go practice with the jabawakeez…making dem change their name to SHAQawakeez