Feb
21RIP Google Gears
The offline caching technology that was supposed to revolutionize webmail, social media search and offline blogging is no longer. Google has announced they are phasing out Google Gears.
I saw a lot of potential with Gears. I really liked the implemented “Turbo” feature in WordPress…even though I never really used it. To borrow a line from Role Models “I liked the idea of it.”
Whatever…on to the next. I guess everything can’t be as awesome and widely used as Google Wave.
Jun
25RIP Michael Jackson

It’s been a while since Michael was actually the King of Pop. We’ve seen Usher, Timerberlake, Chris Brown all take the reins as the “king.” But when I think back to the Michael Jackson I loved growing up, it was this guy, pictured above. I once had a teacher tell me Michael Jackson “invented Rap.” While she was wrong in her chronological history, she was right about one thing. Michael Jackson made it cool to be “Bad.”
I stopped defending him after the second allegations. I watched the Martin Bashir interview and saw how crazy and displaced he was. He was so lost. I can go on and on about the Michael of the past 20 years…but there is no need. That wasn’t the Michael that touched the world (no pun). Michael left this world with a collection of music that will forever be cherished. I think it is important that we set aside the drugging and raping of sick children (I’m sure Roman Polanski would agree) and take a few minutes to listen to Michael’s music. It will make you feel a little better.
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Man in the Mirror
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Beat It
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Bad
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Billy Jean
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Thriller
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My Tweets
- "I feel like a pilgrim, from the 20s" 3 hrs ago
- RT @RealTalibKweli: Chris Nolan is trying to become my favorite director. Memento, Batman Begins, Dark Knight, Prestige & now Inception 3 hrs ago
- Joisey Schuh 4 hrs ago
- I'm so G sharks have a week dedicated to me! 5 hrs ago
- I hate being sick during X Games. #YeahCauseIWouldBePullingBacksideOllie360sOtherwise 5 hrs ago
- Old wives tale: "Alcohol when sick makes you better." New wives tale: "Crystal Meth" 5 hrs ago
- I use paper towels as if they are made from trees. 5 hrs ago
- I like to dvr and watch #XGames in fast forward. That's how XTREME I am! 6 hrs ago
- I remember when Team Rollerblade was the shit at X Games. Damn I feel old. And Rollerblading feels gay. 6 hrs ago
- When the Jersey Shore cast members scream "douche bag" at each other, I picture the personification of the Massengill section at the market. 7 hrs ago
- #MustWatch RT @GoldRatTooth_LA: Sarah Palin gunning for 2012? Gotta see this http://youtu.be/YYzU3wSfoq8 11 hrs ago
- RT @kanyewest: this J.Press tie is the greatest tie of all tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!!!!!!!!! Kool Aid smile!!!! 14 hrs ago
- Never. This is the best twitter day of all time. RT @kanyewest: I promise to only use my Twitter for good please do not un follow me lol 1 day ago
- How is it possible @kanyewest wasn't on twitter until today? It's made for him. His first 10 tweets were links to articles about @kanyewest 1 day ago
- RT @BlackBerryBlast: RIM registers the domain name BlackPad.com http://bit.ly/dktCZ3 1 day ago
- Matt Barnes reminds me of the bad guy from Karate Kid III #MikeBarnes #Lakers 1 day ago
- I'm beginning to think my imaginary psychiatrist is a big part of the problem. 2 days ago
- I beginning to think my imaginary psychiatrist is a big part of the problem. 2 days ago
- Throat ache, headache, sneezing and coughing. I'm either getting sick or writing my own verse to Redman's "Da Da Dahhh." #DocsDaName2000 2 days ago
- Perception supersedes reality. 2 days ago
- More updates...
Facebook Status
- Josh I feel bad for the Pentagon. I hate when I lose 8.7 billion dollars, too. July 27, 2010
- Josh Why the fuck did my air conditioner just turn on? It's like 14 degrees outside. July 27, 2010
- Josh I need to drink more water. This organic shoe polish just isn't as thirst quenching as it sounds. July 27, 2010
- Josh Updates updating updates. July 24, 2010
- Josh FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!! July 24, 2010
- Josh Waiting 5 minutes for an elevator instead of walking up 1 flight of stairs is a condition that should be listed in the DSM-V. July 23, 2010
- Josh Ever since I saw Inception last Sat, I've been trying to go into level of 3 of Mel Gibson's dreams. Whoopi Goldberg is a shitty architect. July 23, 2010
- Josh Theo Ratliff. July 23, 2010
- Josh refudiate. July 21, 2010
- Josh Drinking 6 5-hour energy drinks did not give me 30 hours of energy. Just 30 minutes of twitching followed by hours of nausea. July 16, 2010
- Josh My road rage is getting out of control. But I just HATE when pedestrians....keep on walking....in front of my car....while I am driving...on the sidewalk. July 15, 2010
- Josh Awesome morning at the gym. I saw not 1 but 2 different fools slangin rock on lincoln blvd. #Venice. July 15, 2010
- Josh I love that Drake (and Kanye) figured out how to make a fat albert "hey hey hey" sound good in "Find Your Love." July 15, 2010
- Josh Is a birthday party on Pandora, really too much to ask for? July 14, 2010
- Josh "I know I'm a liar. If she ever tries to fucking leave again I'mma tie her to the bed and set the house on fire." July 13, 2010
Archives
Digg.com
- 10 Odd Moments On The Job (Videos)
- YouTube Increases Video Upload Length to 15 Minutes
- Baby Chewbacca
- Controversial Clone Farm Aims to Make Disease-Free Animals
- Droid X vs. iPhone 4: Spec Smackdown
- Robber Cuts Ahead of Cops In Line at Starbucks
- NHTSA releases new crash test details
- Skin Creams: Indian men seek whiter shade of pale
- The Luggage Question: Carry On or Check?
- Is Tesla The Next DeLorean?
Hollywood Tuna
- Irina Shayk Is Way Too Damn Hot! July 29, 2010
- Canned Tuna July 29, 2010
- Annalynne McCord’s Sexy Evil Twin July 29, 2010
- Jayde Nicole Gets Injured In Her Undies July 29, 2010
- Tara Reid’s Ass Fell Out…. Shocker! July 29, 2010
- Audrina Patridge’s Fake Boobs Will Be Missed July 29, 2010
- Blake Lively See Through Dress Pictures July 29, 2010
- Hilary Duff And Sis Have Make A Great Pair July 29, 2010
- Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Blond Busty Babe July 29, 2010
- Ashley Greene’s Spandex Does It Again July 29, 2010
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Stereogum
- Twin Shadow – “Slow” Video
- Magic Kids On A Boat, NYC 7/26/10
- Chromeo – “Don’t Turn The Lights On” Video
- Bear In Heaven, Twin Sister, Beach Fossils @ The Echo, Los Angeles 7/27/10
- The Hundred In The Hands – “Pigeons” Video
- Flaming Lips “See The Leaves” On Letterman
- Fol Chen – “The Holograms (Teen Daze Remix)” (Stereogum Premiere)
- Kanye Performs At Twitter HQ
- Sailors With Wax Wings – “If I Should Cast Off This Tattered Coat” (Stereogum Premiere)
- Cars Reunion? Sure, Why Not.




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