What Da Phuk?! » SEO

Outranking the Big Dogs

roachface killah — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 07:30:43 +0000

It’s been years since I’ve actually tried to rank something in the SERP’s on this site. I don’t try…but I do practice SEO-friendly blogging. The site is optimized. Tableless CSS, XHTML, proper text-to-code ratio and most importantly, I am the vajazzle king, and Google knows it.

It’s nice to outrank Digg and funnyordie.com…even if especially for the phrase “vajazzle your vajayjay.”

WordPress 2.5 Review

phuker1 — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 01:43:10 +0000

I have been a fan of WordPress since it’s incarnation. It was the best (free) alternative to MovableType. Back then I was a Microsoft junky and favored ASP 3.0. I wound up coding my own blogging CMS for the first 2 years of WDP. I remember the night WordPress 2.0 came out. I installed it immediately (on another blog) and I was extremely impressed. The use of AJAX in the admin panel was cool and cutting edge back then. WordPress has always been easy to install and very intuitive.

For those of you that don’t know, What Da Phuk! is running on a patched version of 2.3.2 (patched xmlrpc). I had been keeping my eye on the development of 2.5 and I must say, moving items around the dashboard does not an update make. Especially not a major release. I guess it’s not a “major release” but the way it’s been hyped it might as well be 3.0.

A few days ago, the WordPress dev crew announced that 2.5 is stable and ready. The key features include:

a customizable dashboard
built-in tag management
media galleries
full text RSS feeds (that’s not very impressive)
automatic plugin updates
faster load times

The load times (which were fixed in 2.3.3) make the update worthwhile. The WYSWYG content editor needs a lot work. They can’t go to Beta with it in it’s current state. The additions to TinyMCE (no, not a rapper) are nice – easy image, video and file upload…but what is up with leaving the old media buttons? They need to get rid of those modules because they take time to load. If I had more “free” time, I would strip Tiny and add FCKeditor or Xstandard to the repository. Hopefully someone will do it or at least create a decent plugin for it.

Overall, I am pretty happy with the 2.5 sneak preview. One thing that desperately needs to be added to the trunk…analytics. Firestats is practically useless. Who is up for adding phpmyvisits…anybody?

We’re #1

phuker1 — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 06:41:58 +0000

What Da Phuk! is #1…in Google…for fermented shit.

Are You an SEO Addict?

phuker1 — Tue, 10 Oct 2006 04:00:00 +0000

Do you eat, sleep and think nothing but SEO? Has SEO become your day job, night job and girlfriend?

Here is a checklist to determine if you are an SEO addict:

You said "SEO" more than once today.
You can't figure out how Google plans to monetize the YouTube traffic?
You read Aaron Wall's SEOBook on the toilet — and have a copy under your pillow.
You are looking forward to WMW Las Vegas Pubcon.
You list Google bombing as a hobby.
Web 2.0 isn't just a saying, "it's your way of life."
You own at least 1 domain with SEO in it.
Your MySpace Top 8 consists of Matt Cutts, Jim Boykin, Danny Sullivan, Abhilash Patel, Jeremy Zawodny, Aaron Wall, Oilman and Zeldman.
You are wondering why I didn't link each name.
You have Matt Cutts's autograph.
You find this list funny (or at least amusing).
You have nightmares about supplemental results.
You realized that the Google Sandbox does NOT exist.
Your political affiliation isn't Democrat or Republican. You mostly consider yourself "white hat" but sometimes utilize "black hat" theology.
You have a favorite CMS.
The fact that I haven't been linking is really starting to bother you.
You syndicate and then aggregate your own content.
The acronym SERP turns you on.

If you said yes to just about any of these you are an SEO addict. It's okay…just don't snort the AJAX.