It’s been years since I’ve actually tried to rank something in the SERP’s on this site. I don’t try…but I do practice SEO-friendly blogging. The site is optimized. Tableless CSS, XHTML, proper text-to-code ratio and most importantly, I am the vajazzle king, and Google knows it.

It’s nice to outrank Digg and funnyordie.com…even if especially for the phrase “vajazzle your vajayjay.”