Dec
25Xmas Day Parlay
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Finally some Xmas day cheer. Looks like the Chargers just bought me an Xbox. Woo hoo!
May
17Winning Preakness Trifecta
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In the past 4 years, I have won the Preakness not once, but twice. In 2006 I won $1995 — the IRS won’t let me forget about it — and today, on this glorious tattoo day of May 16, 2009, I won $108.10. C. Bhean…we be doing it again!
Preakness 2009…what it do!
I had a $1 trifecta box (any combination) of 2, 3, 8, 13. So any combination of 3 of those 4 horses is a winning bet. It might not have paid much today…but damn it feels good to be a gangsta!
May
15Odds to Win it All
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Cleveland Cavaliers -160.00 Los Angeles Lakers +150.00 Denver Nuggets +800.00 Boston Celtics +2000.00 Orlando Magic +3000.00 Houston Rockets +7500.00
Jan
11Not Like Last Year
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Evident on this site, I made some nice duckets last year during the NFL playoffs. San Diego and New York made it happen. This year, I didn’t bet much, which is a good thing, considering how I fared today in my office football pool.
| Baltimore (13-5) 13 | at | Tennessee (13-4) 10 (-2.5) | L |
| Arizona (11-7) 33 | at | Carolina (12-5) 13 (-9.5) | L |
| Philadelphia (11-6-1) 23 | at | NY Giants (12-5) 11 (-4.5) | L |
| San Diego (9-9) 24 | at | Pittsburgh (13-4) 35 (-5.5) | L |
Nov
11And So It Begins
11
My first basketball bet of the season. GREAT SUCCESS!!!
My Tweets
- RT @SethMacFarlane: Can’t wait ‘til the GOP takes back Washington and replaces this do-nothing congress with a do-terrible-things congress. 2 days ago
- I only lost 1 follower today. I must be losing my touch. 2 days ago
- #WTF http://www.ski-epic.com/burningman2005/p85b_pan_barbie_deathcamp.jpg 2 days ago
- Not to sound cliche but I'm pretty sure there are flies in this soup. 2 days ago
- i remind myself of a young justin bieber. 2 days ago
- Is it too early to stop drinking? 2 days ago
- I wonder if conservatives are mad that @danieltosh uses a teleprompter? 2 days ago
- RT @trent_reznor: New site for the film I scored. http://www.thesocialnetwork-movie.com/ 3 days ago
- Says no one in Hawaii RT @ddlovato: The sunset is stunning in Cleveland. 3 days ago
- Well this sounds like a shitty youtube mashup http://bit.ly/9mxrGB #BieberFeverCure 3 days ago
- RT @nprnews: BlackBerry Maker Agrees To Let India Snoop In Its Network http://n.pr/aiFoFi 3 days ago
- RT @TimCowlishaw: @AroundTheHorn And never consider a talk show host your friend. 3 days ago
- I can't wait to not hear the conversations between Manny Ramirez and Ozzie Guillen. @AroundTheHorn 3 days ago
- I can't wait until the next season of Kourtney and Khloe Take On Istanbul @usabasketball @RealLamarOdom 3 days ago
- Watching @RealLamarOdom ball for @usabasketball 3 days ago
- Not to sound really creepy but can I have her panties from the photoshoot? 3 days ago
- RT @JensenClan88: Bieber over "Aint Nothin To F*ck With" feels a lot like when my parents divorced 3 days ago
- Alright Alright Alright RT @itsthereal: Asher Roth: Dazed and Confused. http://twitpic.com/2jq068 3 days ago
- Canceling my room at the W (Times Square) #upgrading 3 days ago
- If you leave me a voicemail that is 1:37 it better be a tight flow like @NICKIMINAJ verse on Monster or I'm not listening past 5 seconds. 3 days ago
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Facebook Status
- Josh If I had to take a lie detector & paternity test on national television I'd be so depressed if it wasn't Maury or Springer but Steve Wilkos. August 27, 2010
- Josh http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/cpg/1917591737.html. August 25, 2010
- Josh You drink a bottle of bourbon in the morning one time, every day, for four years, and people have the nerve to say "alcoholic." August 25, 2010
- Josh Watching Tosh.0 and there's my boy and the best tattoo artist of all time John Knowles. August 24, 2010
- Josh Facebook for BlackBerry is the worst app of all time! August 18, 2010
- Josh RT @kanyewest: Sometimes I get emotional over fonts. August 17, 2010
- Josh I'm trying to sleep but my mind is trippin. I'm pretty sure that mescaline tea has caffeine! August 17, 2010
- Josh Spell check in Outlook has underlined my last name. I wish I could say it was only a split second of self doubt. August 16, 2010
- Josh Maury isn't going to watch himself should be a legitimate reason to stay home from work. August 11, 2010
- Josh I just set my alarm clock, dryer, microwave & oven timer to beep on offset intervals. I'm calling this postmodern industrial home ec trance. August 11, 2010
- Josh Overwhelmed with all of the birthday love. Thank you! It truly made for a great day. Let's do it again tomorrow :). August 6, 2010
- Josh I am obsessed and enthralled with shark week. Now that prop 8 has been overturn, I will start the detrimental societal downfall the conservatives speak of, and marry a great white. August 5, 2010
- Josh Equality for all is important but Glenn Beck hanging himself...that's the real victory. August 4, 2010
- Josh Congrats to Kim and Scott and their wonderful new addition to their family. August 2, 2010
- Josh You know the huffington post has jumped the journalistic shark when TMZ is skeptical of their story. #AmareIsntJewish. August 1, 2010
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Hollywood Tuna
- Kelly Brook Shows The Frenchmen Her Boobs September 2, 2010
- Jayde Nicole Needs To Trash It Up A Little September 2, 2010
- Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Daisy Dukes Contest September 2, 2010
- What The Hell Happened to Christina Ricci? September 2, 2010
- Daily Tuna September 2, 2010
- Velvet Sky Picture Moment September 2, 2010
- Vida Guerra’s Sweet Little Bikini Booty September 1, 2010
- Canned Tuna September 1, 2010
- Mila Kunis’ Perky Hidden Little Chesticles September 1, 2010
- Katy Perry Classes Up Her Hipster Boobs September 1, 2010
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- Das Racist – “Who’s That? Brooown!” Video
- Chris Martin Sings, iTunes Ping At Apple Music Event
- The Acorn – “Restoration” Video
- The Flaming Lips, Dinosaur Jr., Deerhoof To Perform LPs For ATP Don’t Look Back 2011
- Fever Ray Continue To Scare The Shit Out Of Fans
- Valdur – “Berserrker” (Stereogum Premiere)
- Stereogum’s 40 Best New Bands Of 2010
- Kylesa – “Tired Climb”
- The Depreciation Guild – “My Chariot” Video (Stereogum Premiere)
- Mark Ronson & The Business INTL – “The Bike Song” Video
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