Dec
25Xmas Day Parlay
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Finally some Xmas day cheer. Looks like the Chargers just bought me an Xbox. Woo hoo!
May
17Winning Preakness Trifecta
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In the past 4 years, I have won the Preakness not once, but twice. In 2006 I won $1995 — the IRS won’t let me forget about it — and today, on this glorious tattoo day of May 16, 2009, I won $108.10. C. Bhean…we be doing it again!
Preakness 2009…what it do!
I had a $1 trifecta box (any combination) of 2, 3, 8, 13. So any combination of 3 of those 4 horses is a winning bet. It might not have paid much today…but damn it feels good to be a gangsta!
May
15Odds to Win it All
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Cleveland Cavaliers -160.00 Los Angeles Lakers +150.00 Denver Nuggets +800.00 Boston Celtics +2000.00 Orlando Magic +3000.00 Houston Rockets +7500.00
Jan
11Not Like Last Year
11
Evident on this site, I made some nice duckets last year during the NFL playoffs. San Diego and New York made it happen. This year, I didn’t bet much, which is a good thing, considering how I fared today in my office football pool.
| Baltimore (13-5) 13 | at | Tennessee (13-4) 10 (-2.5) | L |
| Arizona (11-7) 33 | at | Carolina (12-5) 13 (-9.5) | L |
| Philadelphia (11-6-1) 23 | at | NY Giants (12-5) 11 (-4.5) | L |
| San Diego (9-9) 24 | at | Pittsburgh (13-4) 35 (-5.5) | L |
Nov
11And So It Begins
11
My first basketball bet of the season. GREAT SUCCESS!!!
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- Josh "Relax and take notes, while i take tokes of the marijuana smoke" #RIPBIG. March 9, 2010
- Josh Dear Facebook: Please stop asking me to "reconnect with" my dad. You sound like a therapist. Please stop asking me to "say hello." I already have a jewish mother. I don't need this shit from you, too. March 6, 2010
- Josh "you send 4 million emails a day; you can't send me one?!" March 3, 2010
- Josh J.Lo wearing day-glo and a halo made of play-doh. March 2, 2010
- Josh Office Moving Day. March 1, 2010
- Josh Thank God for Sushi...and the Japanese. February 27, 2010
- Josh I’m sorry for being an asshole. I did it for the red Rigma jacket. February 26, 2010
- Josh By joining twitter, the Dalai Lama has legitimized the simple micro-blogging service as a powerful, worldwide media and personal connection platform. The Dalai Lama has also proven the notion that he is just as narcissistic and simply as "full of shit" as the rest of us. February 25, 2010
- Josh To the guy growling at the kiosk in the t-mobile store, thank you. Your pirate like growling and violent shaking of demo phones made my day slightly better. February 24, 2010
- Josh Damn dude, you look like your dog just died :'(. February 24, 2010
- Josh Welcome Back, Kobe! February 24, 2010
- Josh That ShamWow guy totally lied. The SlapChop fucking sucks! February 23, 2010
- Josh So that was about as entertaining as Google Wave. February 22, 2010
- Josh I need to start an alcohol detox immediately. For the next 10 days I will consume nothing but grey goose in the morning and makers mark at night. February 20, 2010
- Josh Don't you guys hate it when your fiancée is accidently killed by a giant ice sculpture and now her ghost stalks your current girlfriend? #fml. February 20, 2010
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