Grammar? You think it’s an issue of grammar? I hate to break it to you, but if you can’t spell ‘dogs’, you’re illiterate.
According to my brother, the brooklyn king of space roaches, I am a super douche. I am not just any douche. I am the a combination of Criss Angel and Jared Leto. I guess I am pretty self-deprecating and masochist because I find it pretty funny. I’m pretty damn proud of it. It’s doucharific!
Update: I am now the proud owner of crissleto@super-douche.com
: http://www.jonathancoulton.com/mp3/Code%20Monkey.mp3. There's your theme song, J.
: God made dirt and dirt bust yo' ass!
: Sharae sound like a sexy vixen.... Did you ever call her?
: Yeee-aaaah booo-eee. Go Lakers!
: 3 down, 79 to go
: the most dominate team to ever play in the NBA
: ...Nuts.
: Where's them taggers @?
: "I felt like destroying something beautiful."
: U R A SUPER DOUCHE CRISS LETO
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