It’s True Because I Say So

  • Tom Brady may have married Gisele…but he is still gay. Tom Gaydy and the New England Gaytriots!
  • Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1991…even though he is gay!
  • The Nobel Prize Comity is Norwegianly gay!
  • I am assuming everyone dies at the end of the 2012 movie. I am hoping they’ll be accurate and factual.
  • The Lakers will be 20 – 0. They are about to make the 96 Bulls 72 wins look gay! 78 – 4 Lakeshow 2010