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  • Jessica Lowndes is my new new. I hope she doesn’t marry some hockey douche.
  • Going to a strip club in a tuxedo can only be described as magical.
  • Lakeshow in 16 days.  #Lakers still have Sasha.
  • Rehab at The Hard Rock is the best show on tv.
  • This season of SNL is just awful. Kanye was dope.
  • Rick Ross’ Rick Ross Rick Ross necklace is the greatest necklace of all time. #Boom #Nike
  • 3 for 3. Thank you Tennessee. #moneyline #rhymeunintended